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What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks? Part 2!!
Hello everyone, my name is Oswald Van Bismark and I am a writer for the Upper Decky Lacrosse blog! I know we have a lot of new readers so...
Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 7, 20234 min read


Top Performers of week 4
Aidan Mclane, Brown These Mclane kids not only can't stay out of the brown sorority houses but our top performers list too, Cousin Aiden...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 6, 20231 min read


Marcus's week 4 player spotlight: Brent McVicker
Wow, this guy is a true stallion! With him on the wings, the Nittany Lions are 4-1 on the season and have sonned two Ivy League opponents...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 6, 20232 min read


Chetty's week 4 poll
With a lot of new readers to this blog, I'd like to formally introduce myself, Chet Rutherfurd, Babson attackmen back in 09, after...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 6, 20234 min read


Bud Light Balsamo wins it for Duke in OT
Holy fuck boys this game was fucking electric. Like I don't even know where to start. Uncle B was fucking dialed, Will Mark played with...
Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 5, 20232 min read


Winkoff, Costin, gape Penn with 4th quarter thrust
Well well well, if you read my preview you guys know I loved the nitts to win this game. Kev Winkoff Bing legend dropping 5 genos and Max...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 4, 20231 min read


ND vs Maryland, Triple OT war
Let's be real OT was kind of a fuckfest, but wow. Both teams with great performances, Cousin Rup was dialed in cage for Maryland, Uncle...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 4, 20231 min read


Chet's weekend preview: Nd vs Maryland, Cuse vs Duke and more
Big weekend for a lot of teams, Georgetown could fall to 0-4, Cornell could prove a point and beat Ohio State, and Cuse could fall to 3-3...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 3, 20235 min read


Marcus's week 3 player spotlight: Dutch Furlong
This beast has had Bucknell in his duffel bag this year, with 18 points through 3 games. He also has a sick ass name. For those that...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 1, 20231 min read


What are some of the best players pregame routines?
There's been a lot of speculation recently of what the best players are doing before their games; wether it's cheefing the elf bar,...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 1, 20232 min read
Prep School Pre Season Rankings
Brunswick Brunswick is Upper Decky Lacrosse's 1. Where do we start? The fine men of Wick' lax have been highly recruited for a reason, it...
Essexs Commonwealth
Feb 28, 20233 min read


Weirman, Maryland run a train on Sandoval and Princeton
If any of you read my article, "What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks?" you probably saw the part where I said Luke Weirman...
Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 27, 20232 min read


Chetty's Week 3 Poll
HM- Lehigh, Delaware, Georgetown, Jacksonville 20. Penn State A solid win over Yale, let's see if Tambroni can draw some special schemes...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 27, 20233 min read


Upper Decky lacrosses top performers of the week
Devon Mclane, Brown 9 genos and an apple leading Brown to a win over Vermont, seems like he's rebounding well after the Quinnipiac game....

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 26, 20232 min read


Penn State exposes Yale
Jeff Tambroni has some sneaky shit up his sleeve when it comes to playing Yale. He's beat them two years in a row, and with last season...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Feb 26, 20231 min read


Villanova ends Delaware’s hype train
If you read my rankings, you knew I was never high on the blue hens. Idk what the fuck terry foy or quint had going in their heads...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 26, 20231 min read


Duke sons Penn in Philly
Now I mean you saw my picks, I was riding with the blue devils from the start. These guys definitely took my advice from the comment...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 25, 20231 min read


Georgetown- WTF is going on
I'm pretty much convinced at this point in the season, the kids on this team don't even want to win they just want to get their MBA and...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 25, 20231 min read


What Are Some of the Top D1 Players Go-To Drinks?
Uncle B. (Brennan O'Neil) - Guinness We all know that Brennan is a fucking tank. Uncle B is living up to his nick name by guzzeling...
Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 23, 20233 min read


Chetty’s Weekend Preview
Wow, what a slate for this weekend, I mean holy fuck I am actually gonna break out a 30er of bud light at noon. Prelims, Richmond vs...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 23, 20234 min read
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