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Ford Blumpkinton VI
1 day ago3 min read
Ford's Centennial Top 5
Centennial Top 5 Their are some beauties in the centennial and they often come in 2nd to the Nescac for being the best conference in D3...
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Greg Swisher
2 days ago9 min read
Greg’s preseason top 20
Boys it has been a brutal winter full of whiskey cokes and Colombian nostril fuel but it’s about that time of the year where I send the...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 164 min read
2025 Patriot League Lacrosse Preview
1. Army Going into this season, expect the Black Knights to be playing every game like they just jumped out of a fucken C-130 Hercules...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 163 min read
2025 CAA Lacrosse Preview
Towson The Tigers are the clear front-runner to win the CAA heading into 2025 as they return a solid core from last year’s championship...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 164 min read
2025 Ivy League Lacrosse Preview
1. Princeton Going into the 2025 campaign, we at this firm think the Tigers have a strong hold on the Ivy. They return a fuck load of...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Jan 163 min read
2025 Big East Lacrosse Preview
1. Georgetown This team is gonna be good. Lots of losses offensively, but add nailgun Fulton Bayman and return a loaded defense with...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jan 155 min read
2025 Nescac Rankings
The Nescac is always stacked, and even some of the lower ranked teams here are still some of the best in the whole country. Thanks to...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Jan 103 min read
2025 BIG10 Lacrosse Preview
1) Maryland After falling to ND in the natty, the Terps come into 2025 with a laundry list of transfers: known freak Bryce Ford, Matthew...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 72 min read
2025 ACC Lacrosse Preview
1) Notre Dame We simply don’t see these guys slowing down in 2025. They are bringing back a good core from last year’s team in Ckav, Jake...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Dec 18, 20242 min read
A True Travesty: Montclair State repeals Lax for Womens Flag Football
Unfortunately, I write to you all with solemn news. Although Trump is going to dramatically improve the Nescac, and they/thems are...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Dec 4, 20242 min read
Lacrosse Party Etiquette
Holy sweet mother of biblical Grandma tits Ozzy and Ryler put their minds together on this heater! You better come correct if you're...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 14, 20243 min read
Who’s your lacrosse party spirit animal?
Matt Gaudet The beauty from the north is the first nailgun to date to be shunned publicly by Pauly Rabs and his leftist regime. Walked in...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 11, 20243 min read
MIAA Preview
1. McDonough These boys are straight nails on the field. Off the field,, they are still being carried to victory by the midshipman....
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Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 8, 20243 min read
Trump 2024: Make the NESCAC Great Again
**Ford is currently hung bag down under in Australia so I had to post his work. Enjoy. I’m sure you already know this but it's a...
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Greg Swisher
Oct 11, 20245 min read
College Puck: Greg’s Early top 5
Cocaine, RBVs, and fake blondes on deck for the weekend and I guarantee I’ll be bringing a 4 home with me Saturday night. If you guys...
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Ryler "Rocker Step" Durden
Oct 10, 20242 min read
Quint Kessenich's preferred playlist to get wired
Spectrum  (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Remix) - Florence + The Machine The clear number one on the list is the unofficial decky anthem....
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Greg Swisher
Sep 30, 20243 min read
The state of the PLL & fall ball is here.
Well boys I’m back to it. Summer time is when I couldn’t give less of a shit about lacrosse and want to focus on my booze and my blow....
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Oswald Van Bismark
Sep 18, 20242 min read
MIAA Party Rankings!
Alright fellas, after a two week long coke bender and a lot of bad decisions, I am back with a new blog. I am so pleased to be dropping...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Aug 20, 20242 min read
The Role of Alcohol in the Recruiting Process
Alright fellas, let’s cut the bullshit and stop beating around the bush. Can we finally get down to the brass tax of what it takes to be...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Aug 15, 20242 min read
Danowski flips 5 star Will Pedicano from UVA
Surprised to see this happen. Usually kids are flipping the other way around after Lars preaches the word of Jesus Christ to them in his...
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