Colorado College This school is up and coming, like fucking in an elevator. I had the chance to spend some time out there this past...

Sorry for the lack of output guys, there's been a lot of work to do at Stroker and co for the past few weeks.  I gotta say, last weekend...

Calvert hall  The Cards have been dominating all year ever since coach Bryan Kelly mandated creatinemaxxing and daily shroom cart rips. 3...

My Nescac top 10 players.  Nobody from Hamilton here they fucking suck this year, and I don’t think I’ll write a good thing about them...

It is about that time of year when the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, kegs are being tapped, and I am ready to unleash all hell...

Bates started off the season hot, but somehow they ate shit against Midd. Midd didn’t have a great start, and hasn’t won a single game in...

Spent the past couple days on a ski trip with my rich friend, and coworker here at the firm, Ford in Vermont. We ended up at a D3 tilt...

Great weekend for the Nescac sector of the firm.  I was on my yacht getting a blowie from Naomi when watching the games this weekend and...

Throughout the last two weeks, I have tongued the bag, tongued my Venezuelan mistress, blacked out nine times, and thought about what the...

In D1, there were some crazy upsets, but back in D3, the most competitive conference is still mucking box, repping out 325 in fitness...

Well gents I am getting absolutely thunderfucked by DraftKings sportsbook right now. I got a DM on IG from some guy claiming to be a...

This right here fellas an alpha fucking male. From the way he walks, to the way he shoots, even the way he takes a piss, Connor Davis is...

Over the weekend the Maryland Terrapins took down Syracuse with a final score of 11-7. This outcome absolutely shocked the fuck out of...

Well boys, back down to earth. I basically got exactly what I deserved after starting last week's article off glazing the fuck out of...

February 9th, 2024, history was made. The Iona Gaels beat the Hampton Pirates by a score of 13-9 in front of a crowd that was about three...

Iona vs. Hampton- Ozzy This matchup is arguably the biggest one on the slate this weekend, as one team will make history and the other...

What’s up you fucking morons. Preston Carmichael Prescott III here, back with a vengeance after a bit of a hiatus (I was on a 6 month...

Gentlemen, I would like to start off by saying you're welcome. 2/2 on official picks on the weekend (let's take a moment and appreciate...

The Liberty league is a gritty conference in upstate New York full of machines who can sling the rock just as well as they can sling...

Ladies and Conservatives, it's that time of the fucken year. College lax is back, Trump is back, and America is back. It's been a long...