The state of the PLL & fall ball is here.
Well boys I’m back to it. Summer time is when I couldn’t give less of a shit about lacrosse and want to focus on my booze and my blow....
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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Oswald Van Bismark
Sep 182 min
MIAA Party Rankings!
Alright fellas, after a two week long coke bender and a lot of bad decisions, I am back with a new blog. I am so pleased to be dropping...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Aug 202 min
The Role of Alcohol in the Recruiting Process
Alright fellas, let’s cut the bullshit and stop beating around the bush. Can we finally get down to the brass tax of what it takes to be...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Aug 152 min
Danowski flips 5 star Will Pedicano from UVA
Surprised to see this happen. Usually kids are flipping the other way around after Lars preaches the word of Jesus Christ to them in his...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Aug 23 min
Miller, Cronin shine for Team Upper Decky: War at the Shore Recap
Day 1: UPPER DECKY vs Fat Sunday, 8:15 am. 5-4 L Obvious nightmare fuel being matched up against Brendan Curry and his goons in the 8am...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 163 min
Grittiest D1 Teams
Providence Gritty ass team coming out of Rhode Island. They haven’t been the most successful team in recent year but Bobby “Fuck your...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 93 min
Grittiest D3 Teams
Denison Gritty ass team coming out of Ohio. These guys have been a force to be reckoned with in the NCAC the last couple of years and I...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jul 76 min
Ford's Nescac Ranking for recruits
It’s been one amazing summer, the 4th of July, Trump schooling Biden in the debate, and my second biological son, Frederick Aloysius...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Jul 63 min
Best chefs in college lacrosse
Brendan Curry, Syracuse (@the.hangrychef) Just take a look at the ig. Great dude, great chef, probably keeps it quiet with his girl in...
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Dick Johnson
Jun 272 min
Who Has The Biggest Horn in The PLL?
Now I know what you’re thinkin’, new guy, writin’ about other guys wrenches. But if there’s one thing you need to know about Dick Johnson...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jun 183 min
Ozzy’s 5 Transfers to Watch out for!
Connor Theriault- Brown to Tampa This is such a random but glue move that may be frowned upon by the communist Ivy League agendas that...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jun 84 min
D3 to D1 transfers I'm most excited about
Now that the championships are over, there are a few D3 guys moving up to the big boy league, and some D1 guys who realized that they...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jun 83 min
Chetty's Transfer Portal Breakdown
Sorry about the firm's blog inactivity lately, we've been debating whether or not to write about the PLL (gay) or explore other options. ...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 283 min
D2/D3 Natty Breakdown
Not the best weekend for the firm. Although ND winning the ship was expected, it's a shame that there wasn’t a single good game this...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 282 min
Notre Dame’s Crazy Postgame Rituals!
It is safe to say that after the game yesterday, downtown Philly looked like the fucking Bay of Pigs: complete and utter madness. Bodies...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 243 min
D3 Upper Decky All Americans and weekend preview
I was taking a walk and I saw Tyler Zanders give up his cardboard box he's been living in after leaving the firm, and a blowie to buy...
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Tanner McCormick
May 234 min
#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 234 min
Biggest D1 Stallions!! Part 2!
Silas Richmond- UAlbany This guy is an absolute fucking hoss. He eats concrete for breakfast andf jerks off in motor oil. A straight...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 214 min
Chetty and Tyler’s thoughts on round 2
What a weekend of lax, can only imagine how electric Philly is going to be. Some staff members will be in attendance, look for the guys...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 204 min
Ford's breakdown of the D3 Tournament so Far
A lot has happened these past week. The biggest upset happened since Hamilton beat Tufts in OT. It was when Washington and Lee beat...
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