Summers here, which means a lot of you are getting gaped with work at your private equity internships and the only things keeping you...

It’s that time of the year.  Birds chirping, schools out, and of course the most important event of the year, the D3 lacrosse natty...

It’s been a great weekend of pawgs, crystal meth, and tax evasion, but now it’s time to dial the fuck in because the D3 tournament was...

Hampton (0-15) Holy fucking fuck, I honestly did not know it was possible to lost 15 games in one season, but here we are. Hampton has...

Well fellas, I was quite upset when I saw this headline the other day that Westhill would be canceling their season over hazing...

It's been a minute, I was on a big game hunting trip in Tanzania with other associates at Stroker and Co, killing elephants and selling...

Colorado College This school is up and coming, like fucking in an elevator. I had the chance to spend some time out there this past...

Sorry for the lack of output guys, there's been a lot of work to do at Stroker and co for the past few weeks.  I gotta say, last weekend...

Calvert hall  The Cards have been dominating all year ever since coach Bryan Kelly mandated creatinemaxxing and daily shroom cart rips. 3...

My Nescac top 10 players.  Nobody from Hamilton here they fucking suck this year, and I don’t think I’ll write a good thing about them...

It is about that time of year when the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, kegs are being tapped, and I am ready to unleash all hell...

Bates started off the season hot, but somehow they ate shit against Midd. Midd didn’t have a great start, and hasn’t won a single game in...

Spent the past couple days on a ski trip with my rich friend, and coworker here at the firm, Ford in Vermont. We ended up at a D3 tilt...

Great weekend for the Nescac sector of the firm.  I was on my yacht getting a blowie from Naomi when watching the games this weekend and...

Throughout the last two weeks, I have tongued the bag, tongued my Venezuelan mistress, blacked out nine times, and thought about what the...

In D1, there were some crazy upsets, but back in D3, the most competitive conference is still mucking box, repping out 325 in fitness...

Well gents I am getting absolutely thunderfucked by DraftKings sportsbook right now. I got a DM on IG from some guy claiming to be a...

This right here fellas an alpha fucking male. From the way he walks, to the way he shoots, even the way he takes a piss, Connor Davis is...

Over the weekend the Maryland Terrapins took down Syracuse with a final score of 11-7. This outcome absolutely shocked the fuck out of...

Well boys, back down to earth. I basically got exactly what I deserved after starting last week's article off glazing the fuck out of...