Team Evaluations
We have an absolute wagon coming out of Strong Island. Half Hollow Hills is a team many may not be aware of because they have yet to take home a state chip and because the name of their school sounds like a fucking Fortnite location. Besides that, they are fucking loaded with talent from tip to balls. One name that all lacrosse fans should become acquainted with is Anthony Raio. He is committed to UNC and is the heartbeat of this team. The supporting cast around him includes Sal Santoro (Pace), Ryan Chung (Harvard), James Bruno (Dickinson), Nico Ghicas (Air Force), Sal Caizzo (Vermont), Jake Casamento (Navy), Luke Bradley (Glue), Chris Nolan (Glue), and Ben Vogt (Glue). They can definitely make a run for the NYS Championship game this year as long as Benny “Butt Chugging” Vogt takes it out of his ass and stops meat-riding everything within a 10-mile radius of his eyesight. This is a huge weekend team and they have surprisingly mastered the art of a Saturday night, which is rare for a public school team in NY. The hookup culture around this team is quite intriguing, as the rumor is that two kids got with the same beat whore. At this firm, we applaud these actions and recommend that everyone on the team be Eskimo Bros. Half Hollow Hills is going to be a team to watch all Spring, so don’t be surprised if they fuck around and bring home some hardware in May.
Commits: 8.3/10
Sty: 7.8/10
Potential: Infinite
Bitches: Shared
Two Man: Secured
Overall Score: 84/100
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