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Marcus's Week 7 player spotlight: Ty English, UNC
Wow, second straight week of having a North of the border beauty as my player spotlight, I guess the Molson really is a cheat code. This...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 28, 20232 min read


Chettys week 7 poll
HM- Jacksonville, Bryant, Richmond, Marquette, Bing, Quinnipiac, 20. Penn 19. Princeton Ginder 2.0 and the tigers obliterated yale this...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 27, 20233 min read


Quinnipiac bounces back after fluke loss with win over Marist
If you didn't know last weekend Quinnipiac faced the most most one sided officiating and many other obstacles and still was able to take...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 25, 20231 min read


Army continues win streak, mogs Loyola
The Black Knights have just been playing great lacrosse with now 7 wins in a row and 10-5 win today over Loyola with guys like ATL legend...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 25, 20231 min read


Would a lacrosse team of all Chimpanzees be the greatest team OAT?
I went to the zoo with my buddy Sequoia the other day, both wearing our bluntstones, killing some diet snapples, and talking about the...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 23, 20232 min read


Top Performers of Week 6
Levi Anderson, St Joes This guy can flat-out play, 8 goals, and 2 apples for the hawk's star attackman. Coming from a box background this...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 22, 20232 min read


How are my "5 Worst teams in all of Division 1" doing so far this season?
For those of you that read a previous article of mine, “My 5 Worst Teams in all of Division 1!!” you know that Hampton, NJIT, Holy Cross,...
Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 20, 20235 min read


Marcus's week 6 player spotlight: Owen Grant, University of Delaware
This guy is a textbook Canadian beauty. Coming in at 6'3", 230, you wouldn't want to mess with him. Like fuck, if Big Boy Grant dropped...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 20, 20232 min read


Chettys week 6 poll: A new number 1
HM- Bing, Delaware, Princeton, Ohio State, Syracuse 20. Jacksonville Idk what to say 19. St Joes A great squad, can sling the rock and...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 20, 20232 min read


Cousin Rup, Daniel Kelly come up big in an instant classic
What a game, an absolute brawl, guys laying the lumber, talking shit, getting sweaty, and playing great lacrosse. Maryland came out...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 18, 20232 min read


Marcus's week 5 player spotlight: Nicholas "Sonny" Imburgia, THE Binghamton University
This guy is fuckin Italian. Coming from one of the most prestigious high school academic institutions north of the Mason Dixon, the...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 16, 20232 min read


Week 5 top performers
Sorry for being a little late guys! Was busy eating box and skiing with my pals this weekend. Connor "King Shelly" Shellenberger After a...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 15, 20232 min read


Intern Preston Presents: DIII Player of the Week - Second Edition
Preston Carmichael Prescott III here with our second DIII POW of the 2023 season! This one goes out to a sleeper pick — Jamie “Jame-O...
Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Mar 14, 20232 min read


Marcille and Hopkins put Cuse in a Mental Blender.
If anyone watched this game, or was lucky enough to be in attendance, a few things stick out. The first is Tim Marcille. The second was...
Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 13, 20232 min read


Chetty's week 5 rankings: RIP the Ivy League
HM - Delaware, Penn, St Joes, Boston U, Richmond 20. Jacksonville People are really high on these guys but man am I not, they are playing...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 13, 20233 min read


Handsome Reid leads Nova to Victory over Upenn
My cock was pointed to the fucking sky this weekend seeing these ivy league teams fall like trees in the amazon. Cornell? Played hung and...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 12, 20232 min read


Penn State finishes Ivy League trifecta by shelling Cornell
Penn state is officially back, and they're fucking rolllllllllllllling. After a close game against yale, followed by a thrashing of Penn,...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 12, 20232 min read


Chetty’s weekend preview
A great weekend of lax coming up, going to try my best to watch these games but I'm meeting up with my buddy chirp in vail this weekend....

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 10, 20235 min read


Intern Preston Presents: DIII Player of the Week
Preston Carmichael Prescott III here bringing you my first annual Division III POW. You're welcome! I would now like to formally...
Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Mar 9, 20232 min read


Tuesday recap - UVA, Lehigh, Delaware, and Dartmouth?????
These midweek games are a thing of beauty. Great excuse for me to get mildly shitfaced on a weekday. Lets get into it UVA 18 - Johns...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 8, 20233 min read
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