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Upper Decky Lacrosse


Ozzy is back! And he has some rumors around the Notre Dame team you won’t want to miss!!
Alas, I am back! Boy oh boy Upper Decky fans have I missed you all! I just got back from a 3 month sabbatical in Eastern Nepal, so it’s...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 15, 20232 min read


Transfer Portal Madness: Chetty’s thoughts
Sorry about the inactivity as of lately, the team has been on an absolute tear this summer and has been all gas no brakes up until now....

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jul 9, 20232 min read


Upper Decky High School All-Americans and players of the year
OTY Awards Attackman of the year: McCabe Millon, Mcdonough Midfielder of the year: Joe Calandrino, St. Anthony's Defender of the year: Ty...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Jun 17, 20231 min read


Transfer Portal Crystal Balls
Can't wait to see this heat up even more over the summer. It makes things interesting, that moron Mike Pressler really gave up coaching...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 29, 20232 min read


Liver King Leadmon fraudulently wins it for Duke in OT
Should it have been a goal? No. Should the refs be able to review that shit? Yes. Foot was in the crease, should have gone the other way,...

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 27, 20232 min read


Final 4 preview
I can't wait get to get hammered while watching these games this weekend, it's great to have the best weekend of lacrosse upon us. Penn...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 25, 20232 min read


Chettys thoughts: Duke, UVA advance
Solid games today, I mean could've been a bit better, however I think cotter and Pcarc could've used some redbull vodkas or some of that...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 20, 20232 min read


Evan Zynn and Jack Ferda, A breakdown of the 2 Zynwaarton finalists
Jack Ferda, Bucknell Height: 5'11 Weight: 190lbs Zyn of choice: Wintergreen Midfield Religion: Unknown, possibly Hinduism Hair: Brown The...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 10, 20232 min read


Marcus's week 13 player spotlight: Walker Wallace, Cornell
What a few weeks of lacrosse. Loved watching Tillman swerve the fuck out of the michigan coach, right after bro jizzed himself seeing his...

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 8, 20232 min read


FTX week 13 Top Performers
Jake Stevens, Princeton This guy is an absolute ham of a human being, the girthy Canadian dropped 6 goals and an apple on Yale in the...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 8, 20232 min read


Chetty’s tournament team rankings
First off, congratulations to all the conference winners except Bryant. Great job fellas. I'd also like to point out how much of an...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 8, 20233 min read


St John’s sons Gonzaga, wins WCAC for the third time in a row
St Johns prep, a bunch of DC nailguns that talk shit, win games(usually), rip ched, and shit on Gonzaga. I mean just look at the picture,...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 1, 20232 min read


FTX top performances of week 12
Dyzyn Williams, Duke The Canadian cannon did what he does best on Saturday, score goals and pack lips. Williams had 6 goals for the blue...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 1, 20232 min read


Chetty’s week 12 poll, May is for contenders
20. Binghamton The clip of Sonny Imurgias goal changed my life, best of luck to the bearcats in the America east tournament, I smell a...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 1, 20231 min read


Rutherfurd's Remarks: Fraudulent Yale and Xander Dickson
After seeing the committee's rankings during the Virginia ND game with Yale at 9 I was shocked. I think this is outrageous that they're...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 30, 20232 min read


Zynwaarton award nominees
Payton Big Country Cormier, Virginia-A Xander Dickson, Virginia-A Evan Zynn, Virginia-M Reese Burek, Army-A Evan Plunkett, Army-A Bennett...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 28, 20231 min read


Marcus's week 11 player spotlight: Jack Brennan, Maryland
Wow this guys a real upstate beauty. Coming in around 6'3" and 14 stone, this guys mustache alone tells you that this guy crushed Bud...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 27, 20232 min read


FTX week 11 top performances
Michael Boehm, Michigan Boehmer had himself a fucking day against O state Saturday, 8 goals off ten shots to put on a clinic against the...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 25, 20232 min read


Chet’s week 11 poll
20. Utah 19. Princeton 18. Richmond Spiders have been rolling through the A10 after their fraud loss to St Joes, expect these guys to win...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 24, 20232 min read


Handsome David leads Villanova to OT thriller win
You all know handsome Reid Colwell and his typical heroics, but this time it was Handsome David Evanchick coming up big in OT with a CTO...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 23, 20232 min read
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