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Syracuse vs Maryland
Okay, cuse got fucking robbed in my eyes. Back when I played, this soft goal mouth bullshit didn’t exist, I was concussed 36 times...
Greg Swisher
Feb 17, 20242 min read


Maryland skull fucks Cuse in OT to end a hard faught thriller inThe Dome
Wow, just wow. This game was fucking electric from the jump. If any of you guys tapped into my friend Greg Swisher’s recent article,...
Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 17, 20242 min read


Bryant? Cuse Vs Maryland: A preview, and Notre Dame committed a war crime.
Bryant just waxed BU 12-6 in a pretty big surprise. Bryant being good is simply good for the game. Remember when they’d beat cuse in the...
Greg Swisher
Feb 16, 20242 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Ladies and 6mg Zynners, welcome to week 2 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 16, 20243 min read
Preston's Favorite FOGO's
Preston's Breakout FO MEN!
Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Feb 16, 20244 min read


Chetty’s week 1 rankings
20. Quinnipiac Hell fucking yeah. Americas team was back and ran an absolute train on shitty St. John's. I mean it was electric the...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 14, 20242 min read


UVA is scary, Army scared me, Colgate?
Alright boys, uva might be better than they were last year. Big Country is still such a nailgun 5 genos and a grilled cheese to wash it...
Greg Swisher
Feb 12, 20242 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Birds and gentlemen, welcome to week 1 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making money,...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 9, 20242 min read


Georgetown: Officially on #FraudWatch
Upper Decky readers, Tan here. #Juiced to add some more grit to this already-electric blog. Lax fans were treated to some fucken sick...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 6, 20242 min read


Gregs Updated Top 20
20. Richmond I was impressed despite the loss. Offense stalled big time in overtime did not like some of those play calls. 19. Georgetown...
Greg Swisher
Feb 6, 20242 min read


Chetty’s Week 0 rankings
20. Penn 19. Boston U 18. Delaware 17. Richmond Super close game for the spiders, team surpassed expectations with how they played...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 5, 20242 min read


Chetty’s Weekend Preview
Thank fucking god college lax is finally back, absolutely amped to see some beauties get after it on the field tomorrow, not the greatest...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 2, 20242 min read


Upper Decky Preseason AA list
First Team A-Brennan O'Neil, Duke A-Connor Shellenberger, Virginia A- Pat Kavanaugh, Notre Dame M- Eric "Horsecock" Dobson, Notre Dame M-...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jan 22, 20241 min read


Beloit College Lacrosse: A Little Context
You wake up on a nice Tuesday morning. The birds are chirping. The sun is out. Your Johnson is as hard as titanium and as high as giraffe...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 18, 20242 min read


Chetty’s 2024 preseason rankings
20. Penn Half of this team was on Epstein Island and these guys are Irrelevant now that Sam Handley is gone, not sure what they have...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jan 16, 20244 min read


Tyler Buchner to Notre Dame Lax: What it really means
Hello everyone, sorry for my hiatus from writing. I've been absolutely ripping beaver the past few months and honestly the fall ball...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Dec 6, 20232 min read


Is Syracuse already a wagon?
After taking a sabbatical from the firm, I am back. I got the chance to speak to some insightful sources who gave me a very in depth...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Oct 31, 20233 min read


My favorite highlight tapes of all time! plus ECD Greg's
This time each year, kids are putting out their summer highlight tapes to send to college coaches, or to put in their insta bio to...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Sep 8, 20233 min read


Americas Team: Quinnipiac Season Preview
It's that time again, the upper decky team is beginning a series where we'll give a preview of the college teams we like the most heading...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Sep 6, 20232 min read


Incoming Freshmen I am most excited about
Cole Kleupful, G, Drexel Bit of an under-the-radar guy, but a future Drexel legend. He will transform the team culture at Drexel and...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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