First Team
A-Brennan O'Neil, Duke
A-Connor Shellenberger, Virginia
A- Pat Kavanaugh, Notre Dame
M- Eric "Horsecock" Dobson, Notre Dame
M- Shane "upperdecky" Knobloch, Rutgers
M- Graham Bundy JR, Gtown
FO- Jake Naso, Duke
SSDM- Brent Mcvicker, Penn State
LSM- Tyler Carpenter, Duke
D- Kenny Brower, Duke
D- Jack Posey, Penn State
D- Aj Pilate, Army
G- Uncle Entemann, Notre Dame
Second Team
A- TJ Malone, Penn State
A- CJ Kirst, Cornell
A- Payton "Big Country" Cormier, Virginia
M- Matt Traynor, Penn State
M- Matt Collison, Hopkins
M- Griffin Shutz, Virginia
FO- Luke Weirman, Maryland
SSDM- Ty English, UNC
LSM- Jake Piseno, Albany
D- Ajax Zappitello, Maryland
D- Cole Kastner, Virginia
D- Handsome Reid Colwell, Villanova
G- Log "Fuck your Bitch" Mcnaney, Maryland
Third Team
A- Andrew Mcadory, Duke
A- Joey Spallina, Cuse
A- Dyzyn Williams, Duke
M- Jake Morin, Army
M- Jake Stevens, Cuse
M- PJ Zynsner, UNC
FO- Will Coletti, Army
SSDM- Noah Chizonurface, Virginia
LSM- Richard Checo, Lehigh
D- Scott Smith, Hopkins
D- Paul Barton, UNC
D- Jackson Bonitz, Navy
G- Will "elf bar" Helm, Duke
HM
A- Dalton Young, Richmond
A- Reese Burek, Army
A- Braden Erksa, Maryland
A- Josh Zawada, Duke
A- Chris Kavanaugh, Notre Dame
A- Russell Melendez, Hopkins
M- Devon "Noise Complaint" Mclane, Notre Dame
M- Evan "Copenhagen" Plunkett, Army
M- Joe Calandrino, Penn State
M- Lance Madonna, Richmond
M- Jack Boyden, Virginia
M- Cousin Aiden, Brown
G- Will Mark, Syracuse
7th Team
A- Coulter "Cumdumpster" Mackesey
Sleeping on SSDM - Andrew "Diabetic Fuck" Macheca. Anybody who plays with diabetes is sacrificing their life every game for the greater good of society. Kid should have a spot as an HM or maybe like 12th team.