Aj Pilate, Army If he played for duke, carcaterra would be giving this dude a double wrister 10 times a week. Pilates horn would look my...

Good tiding to all of you eightball-rippin, long dick slangin and elf bar cheefing lacrosse connoisseurs! Believe it or not, Marcus and I...

HM: NJIT, Cornell, Bryant, Colgate. Solid weekend of lacrosse, I’m still shitfaced over the fact my first born son will never amount to...

20. Penn 19. Michigan Poor performance this weekend, absolutely disgraceful losing to Harvard. Not sure if they have what it takes to be...

Well boys, everyone got fucked last week. #PowerTanWeek4 play hit, and besides that, every solo play lost and Powers and I put together...

HM: NJIT, UNC, Bryant, Colgate. Anyone else seeing all these people trying to make these hilarious, knee slapping tier lists. You old...

20. NJIT (6-0) 19. Penn Fluke ass win, go back to Epstein's island and stop giving players adrenochrome 18. UNC Fun team, that can...

I am back with another edition of my 5 worst teams in Division 1! 2024 is still a young season, but some teams have separated from the...

Here at Upperdecky HQ there are two things we are certain about. Jack Posey would make a great son, and it was snowing in happy valley...

Oswald Van Bismark: Michigan vs. Delaware Honestly I don’t really give a rats ass about this game but I’m so hung over from last nights...

Gentlemen we've got a fat slate of high-octane games this weekend, so we made a few business calls and lined up a couple of special...

Alright, these refs were fucking disabled. Pretty sure they called my summer league games but could be wrong. 3 fuckin lunch ladies...

Fellas it's D3 time. There's so much fucken lacrosse to cover within D3 that there's no way I could ever get to it all, so let's go over...

Okay boys, I’m currently sitting in my glass walled office on the 76th floor overlooking all the homeless bums who ask me for money...

Sorry for missing last week fellas, i had some obligations to my job but after quitting this week when my NJIT parlay hit and set me up...

Sorry fellas big week on the 57th floor this week I had to raise rent on 8 single mothers and sweat sports bets with Preston Carmichael....

Starting something new here boys. Following that Drexel win, shoutout Jack Joyner, I was looking at their roster and decided to write...

Got a full slate of midmajor super bowls this weekend along with some great games, 2 coming on Sunday for a nice hangover cure. Been away...

Biggest units of the year this weekend boys. You don't wanna miss it. 🐳 Gentlemen we're #SoBack. After dropping to 2-4, Powers and I...

Starting on Friday, we had Bryant and Drexel getting a win. I’ve covered both teams in previous articles but I’m starting to think Bryant...