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Upper Decky Lacrosse


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 12
Times are tough gentlemen. The boys are fucken cold. We got knocked down a few times in a row. Lost a couple weeks in a row by a singular...

Tanner McCormick
Apr 26, 20243 min read


D3 Guys and their substances of choice
I had a pretty rough week at work, new secretary who gives shit head, my wife accuses me of cheating, and none of my tenants tipped me. ...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 25, 20244 min read


Player spotlight Part Two: Dalton Young, Richmond.
It’s time to continue this series finally. Been busy with my son Gunnar, officially made him quit all sports cause he blows fuckin shit...
Greg Swisher
Apr 25, 20243 min read


What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks?
Tommy Drago (Syracuse) - Heineken The Italian Stallion. T.D. has one of the coolest fucking names out of anyone in all of lacrosse. Feels...
Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 23, 20244 min read


Ford's Weekend Wrap Up
For those that followed Nescac lacrosse, it was a tough but hella interesting weekend. Some great teams lost, some great teams won, and...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 22, 20243 min read


Gregs top 20. Back to it.
Yes I missed last week I was experimenting with some jelqing techniques in Sri Lanka and meeting with African tribes about elongating my...
Greg Swisher
Apr 22, 20246 min read


Go to pregame playlist to get the fellas dialed
Submitted this article as my senior thesis, it did not go very well and now I am selling life insurance to non native English speakers at...
Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 21, 20244 min read


Staff weekend preview: Cuse UVA, Taft Deerfield, Maryland Hopkins, and more
What a Saturday ahead of us, lots of rivalry lacrosse and 4/20 for those who celebrate! Maybe we can get lucky and another drake vid will...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 19, 20244 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Trophy Time 🏆
Sorry for the hiatus gentlemen, I sat down to write last week's #PowerTan and in the process determined that I have a mental disability....

Tanner McCormick
Apr 19, 20244 min read


Ford's Weekend Preview
I don’t know about the rest of you but my Fent Friday started off great. I was in my catamaran The Reel Deal eating caviar off my wife...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 19, 20244 min read


Chetty's Players of the Week
It's been a while since I ripped some POTW, after ripping some ayahuasca in Central Park with my equinox trainer Ponderosa I realized...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 17, 20242 min read


Amherst gets gaped, Trinity and Plymouth State Ball out
It's been a hell of a weekend in the 'Cac, and all of D3. I caught some nose infection from some random UNE chick after snorting glass...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 16, 20243 min read


Early Bracketology with Gregory.
This is one of the best seasons of lacrosse that we’re currently witnessing. Like 10 different teams I could see winning the ship this...
Greg Swisher
Apr 15, 20244 min read


Army Vs Navy: Ride the lightning-Metallica.
Greg and I just got back to our penthouse on the upper east side following an absolutely electric day at west point. After ripping 8 ipas...
Greg Swisher
Apr 13, 20242 min read


My Top 22 High School Teams.
Greetings all, I just watched St Josephs (ME) vs Regis and am ready to gauge my eyes out. That being said, I did crank one out at...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 12, 20244 min read


My 5 Biggest Stallions in D1 Lacrosse!
Hello all, I just returned from a mission trip to the southeastern coast of Honduras where I built straw huts and delivered bags of...
Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 11, 20243 min read


The worst week of my life. Greg’s Top 20.
Pretty much every team I like lost this week or weekend and I’m hurt bodied hung. Decided to go out with the boys to our local bar the...
Greg Swisher
Apr 9, 20246 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 3 Piece Combo
Got a text from Powers this morning that he woke up with a rock solid Linden-wood after dreaming about the play we have cooked up this...

Tanner McCormick
Apr 5, 20244 min read


Why you should play at Quinnipiac.
You’re 8 years old watching big sexy Matt Rambo rip ched on Brian Balkam in the natty and kyle bernlohr throwin his body around makin...
Greg Swisher
Apr 4, 20243 min read


Greg’s top 20: Zero bias
Im feelin great fellas. Just landed a new deal with this Jap fella named Hiroto Katsumoto to repossess multiple small apartment complexes...
Greg Swisher
Apr 2, 20246 min read
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