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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Trophy Time ๐Ÿ†


Sorry for the hiatus gentlemen, I sat down to write last week's #PowerTan and in the process determined that I have a mental disability. I then proceeded to go to Nashville. Didn't throw any chairs but I did throw around a blonde rocket that I brought home with me from Jason Aldean's. Going to get an STD test done once I'm off the clock today, something doesn't feel right down there.


Season Totals

Record: 13-14

Risk: $3,551.00

Winnings: $3,851.91

Net Gain/Loss:ย +$300.91


Quick recap of weeks 9 and 10: Qpac unfortunately sold week 9 but I bet the other two legs hard as fuck and came out positive so fuck it. Roll Pac. The more games Pac drops before the MAAC tournament the better, because their betting odds will be ๐Ÿ†“ come tournament time. On the other hand, Drexel edged Hofstra to get back in the win column but Colgate dropped a tough one to Lehigh after beating Army which boggles my mind. Expect Colgate to kick their weekend off with a Fent Friday teambuilding activity before completely beheading Holy Cross tomorrow. Our #PowerTanRecord may be under .500, but we're still up and planning to increase the net profit gap this week. Name another free picks program that can go record negative and net positive. Oh wait, they don't exist.


Week 11 Shortlist:

Notre Dame -6 vs. UNC

HPU -2.5 @ Hobart

UMBC -4 vs. NJIT

Richmond -5 @ DripFag

Cuse +1.5 vs. Virginia

UMD +1.5 @ Hopkins

Siena -3 @ The Mount


There's actually some great games and great lines this week probably due to all the best handicappers covering NBA and NHL yoffs. Stay tuned on Instagram because I might take some of the ones I like depending how drunk I get.


#PowerPlayย of Week 11:

Siena -3 @ The Mount. -115

Wager: $50 to pay: $93.47

Fade. The. Mount. ๐Ÿง


#TanPlayย of Week 11:

Towson -7.5 vs. Monmouth. -115

Wager: $50 to pay: $93.47

This line came out at -6.5 and I should have hammered it then, but I'll still take -7.5. Monmouth is so fucking ass.


(Note: Our solo plays are plays that we actually make, but do not contribute to the overall #PowerTanย record.)


Ladies and gentlemen, the play that gets us back to .500.


Maryland +1.5, Siena ML. +122

Wager: $210 to pay: $468.00


Hopkins has shown us two weeks in a row now that they can't win against real teams by more than a goal, and I don't see that changing in the biggest rivalry in lacrosse. I've confirmed from sources close to Russell Melendez that he's never had a sip of booze in his life and lives solely off of his bubbler and rave molly, and instead of boozing with his brothers he brings his guitar to the bars to try and snag puss. The lax player/soy boy combo ain't it buddy. Powers and I were considering taking Maryland ML as a solo play for this week at plus odds, but I have a gut feeling this one goes to overtime which means immediate cashout. I think Maryland exposes Hop this weekend and the rivalry trophy returns to College Park where it belongs. Head to Cstone on Saturday night if you want a picture with it, McNaney should have it upstairs (he'll have bag on him too), kids a total nailgun. Not only will this game be broadcasted on national television, the Caps don't start their yoffs run until Sunday so expect the goat Joe B to be on the call for this one. Going to be pure electricity.


To juice this play into plus money territory, we added Siena who have been on an absolute tear and are also playing The Mount, which kills two birds with one stone. Fade The Mount actually paid for my Nashville trip this past weekend, keep up the awful work boys. There aren't any women within 20 square miles of The Mount's campus so the Siena boys will have to wait until they get home to dive into the poon. Siena boys, pack your vodka gatorade bottles for the ride home because it'll be a fun one. Happy Fent Friday gentlemen and let's get fucken rifled this weekend. Win or lose, we booze. ๐Ÿป


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Week 0

High Point -5, Navy -6. +230

Wager: $50 to pay: $165

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Johns Hopkins -6.5, Boston University ML. +193

Wager: $66.63 to pay: $202.03

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Week 1

Johns Hopkins ML, Rutgers -5.5. +209

Wager: $50 to pay: $154.88

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Hofstra -6. -120

Wager: $50 to pay: $91.67

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UMBC -1.5. +105

Wager: $100 to pay: $205

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Week 2

Le Moyne -2.5, Navy -1.5. +224

Wager: $50 to pay: $162

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Notre Dame -9.5. -115

Wager: $50 to pay: $93.47

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Monmouth +11.5. +100

Wager: $50 to pay: $100

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Boston U -2.5, Bryant +3.5. +234

Wager: $100 to pay: $334.38

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Week 3

Albany -1.5. +120

Wager: $400 to pay: $880

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Lehigh -2.5. -132

Wager: $132 to pay: $232

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St. Johnโ€™s -4. -120

Wager: $200 to pay: $366.66

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Army +3.5, Siena ML. +197

Wager: $100 to pay: $297.90

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Week 4

Cornell -2. -110

Wager: $110 to pay: $210

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Army -7. -115

Wager: $115 to pay: $215

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HPU +5, Stony Brook ML. +185

Wager: $50 to pay: $142.50

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Fairfield +5. -115

Wager: $115 to pay: $215

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Week 5

Quinnipiac -3, Notre Dame ML. +107

Wager: $150.37 to pay: $312.36

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Manhattan ML, Denver ML. +140

Wager: $100 to pay: $240.62

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High Point -18.5, Canisius ML. +242

Wager: $200 to pay: $685.50

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Week 6

Towson -4, Denver ML. +236

Wager: $108 to pay: $363.44

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Week 7

Quinnipiac -1.5. +105

Wager: $300 to pay: $615

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VMI ML. -120

Wager: $178 to pay: $326.33

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Week 8

Army -2 @ UNC. -115

Wager: $215 to pay: $467.39

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Week 9

Quinnipiac ML, Detroit Mercy -2.5, Notre Dame ML. +290

Wager: $76 to pay: $296.57

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Week 10

Drexel ML, Colgate ML. +136

Wager: $200 to pay: $$472.58

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Week 11

Maryland +1.5, Siena ML. +122

Wager: $210 to pay: $468

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