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Chetty's week 8 Poll
20. Navy Never bet on this team, probably the most inconsistent squad in D1 lax but when they play good they're elite but they can be...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 1, 20243 min read


Army wins on military appreciation day, Harvard heads to class early.
Rahhhh🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 Let's go gentlemen! Currently watching this cuse vs notre dame game and it's starting to get close might tug one out...
Greg Swisher
Mar 30, 20243 min read


Gregs weekend preview: Reid Colwell gets my Lulu Lemon briefs sweaty.
Well boys I’m off probation for the first time in 3 months so I’ll be hitting my local bar the Haystack Hangout with my buddy Jedidiah....
Greg Swisher
Mar 29, 20243 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Boys are Buzzing🐝
Holy fuck gentlemen Powers and I are absolutely on fire. This is normally the point where we would drop a $500 play and get fucked so...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 29, 20243 min read


Bobby Bardown’s Top 10 Players of Ramadan
Whats up gentlemen, im just now returning back to the states from my week long sabbatical in Gaza. learned about the Islamic religion and...

Bobby Bardown
Mar 28, 20245 min read


Fuck Manhattan and the Bobcats Will Be Back
Damn that shit sucked. The Bobcats take their first L of the season and no more undefeated teams remain in D1. The only reason Manhattan...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 27, 20242 min read


Chetty's week 7 poll: Absolute disaster
First off, I would like to unload on the absolute disaster of the UNC coaching staff, they all need to be fired immediately. With the...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 26, 20245 min read


Greg’s top 20: Point Break is an elite movie
Alright lads, yes I’m in a bad mood and will be for at least the rest of the week, Army lost we know, just shut up. Had a solid tour...
Greg Swisher
Mar 26, 20246 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Let's Go Streaking
Gentlemen we're so back. Time to go on a run. #PowerTan is a weekly gambling segment brought to you by Chad "Rothschild" Powers and...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 22, 20244 min read


Syracuse Vs Duke: Greg’s breakdown.
Boys last night i think I witnessed a dragon flying outside my window that kept telling me to run from the eastern winds. Sure I was...
Greg Swisher
Mar 21, 20243 min read


Gregs thoughts on the week ahead.
Hey guys if anyone has any reccs on these bumps on my shaft, I’ve been a tad worried ever since those two Malaysians came over. Very well...
Greg Swisher
Mar 19, 20243 min read


Chetty’s week 5 poll: I love IPAs and Quinnipiac Lacrosse
20. Michigan Barely in this top 20, disappointing year however I guess they can still turn it around in big ten play but don't see that...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 18, 20244 min read


D2 poll: I'm gonna need new sheets
Cousin Shutzy is the truth, my turn to take the kids this week and brought them to an indoor water park. Saw a smokeshow of a blonde but...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 17, 20243 min read


Gregs top 20. My son might be a loser.
Earlier than usual but I'm hung nuts right now following a solid st pattys day weekend. Spent the night with a few Malaysian hookers I...
Greg Swisher
Mar 17, 20245 min read


Navy fondles Hopkins in OT
Wow, what a game from the fucking midshipmen. After having their bus get hit by my buddy Pratt driving back from dinner hammered, to...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 15, 20242 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Time to Get Gritty
Gambling is for gay idiots. With that being said: Season Totals Record: 10-11 Risk: $2,439.00 Winnings: $2,547.14 Net Gain/Loss: +$108.14...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 15, 20242 min read


Fuck chase mullins and Penn State rocks
5 straight victory royales for the nitts and there is still a lack of respect for the nitts in the national media. carc hasn't said a...

Bobby Bardown
Mar 15, 20242 min read


FUCK THE IVY LEAGUE IT IS #FRAUDULENT
First and foremost, everybody knows Jeff Epstein is winning the IVY League title for the 71st time or some bullshit because it's a...

Bobby Bardown
Mar 14, 20246 min read


Conference Tournament Previews: Tan's Favorites
Ladies and Conservatives it's that time of the year. Conference play begins across D1 this weekend and I wanted to quickly break down how...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 14, 20243 min read


Uva Vs Maryland: A preview. As well as what to expect from our favorite squads.
In a shitty Saturday of lacrosse, we have a diamond in the rough between these two. Always a fucking battle between these boys and I...
Greg Swisher
Mar 14, 20243 min read
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