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Upper Decky Lacrosse


Biggest D1 Stallions!! Part 2!
Silas Richmond- UAlbany This guy is an absolute fucking hoss. He eats concrete for breakfast andf jerks off in motor oil. A straight...
Oswald Van Bismark
May 23, 20244 min read


Chetty and Tyler’s thoughts on round 2
What a weekend of lax, can only imagine how electric Philly is going to be. Some staff members will be in attendance, look for the guys...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 21, 20244 min read


Ford's breakdown of the D3 Tournament so Far
A lot has happened these past week. The biggest upset happened since Hamilton beat Tufts in OT. It was when Washington and Lee beat...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 20, 20244 min read


Round 2 outlook with Greg.
Well boys, Greg is here to give you a much needed article about the upcoming weekend. I spent the early half of the week in Quebec...
Greg Swisher
May 16, 20243 min read


6 D1 coaches who wheeled the most birds
John Odierna, Cuse Young enough that Jordan Vincent’s APhi girls ask about his ‘friend’, but old enough to need a blue pill to get it up....

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 15, 20243 min read


Ford's 5 Biggest Stallions in D3
Lot of good and lot of bad this weekend. I'm sleeping at the firm because I lost my house on the Wesleyan game (Fuck Sain't John...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 13, 20243 min read


My Top 17 Public School Teams.
Public schools are sick because you can beat a team 18-0 with a dozen players and a paraplegic, go home and choke the chicken, then black...

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 10, 20244 min read


#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...

Tanner McCormick
May 10, 20246 min read


Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 2
Welcome back for part 2 gentlemen, let's dive right in. B Tier Coach Demaio & Booker Corrigan (Package Deal) Coach Demaio dabbles in...

Tanner McCormick
May 9, 20244 min read


Tufts scrapes by, Ford's first round picks
Holy fuck. Reality is often disappointing. I wanted to see Tufts not get a bid, but because of their “strength of schedule” they ended...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 8, 20244 min read


Round 1 predictions with Greg.
Look fellas, who gives a fuck if I’m right or wrong just touch some bag and attempt to suck face with a Marist alum’s mother this...
Greg Swisher
May 7, 20245 min read


2024 Zynwaarton final preview: Wyatt Ferda vs PJ Zynsner
Wyatt Ferda (colorado college) Height: 71 inches Weight: 195 (Girthy) Zyn of Choice: Cinnamon Preferred protein: Steak (Fresh cooked...

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 6, 20242 min read


How My 5 Worst Teams Finished The Year!
As the 2024 season is coming to an end, it is only right to see how my 5 worst teams are doing. If you have not read one of my previous...
Oswald Van Bismark
May 5, 20243 min read


D3 Pre Tournament Top 20
I’m not sure if you have heard but Inside lacrosse’s rankings are almost completely fake news. I’m 100% sure that CNN and Huffington...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 3, 20245 min read


#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 13
Well gents we literally couldn't be colder if we tried so we have absolutely nothing to lose this week. We are currently sitting at a...

Tanner McCormick
May 3, 20244 min read


D2 Bracketology
I know we have some d2 haters but I got hornswaggled off a cart and now am suddenly all knowing and all seeing. No assurance our...

Marcus Meadowcroft
May 2, 20244 min read


Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 1
Fellas after over a decade of watching lacrosse and after weeks of putting this tier list together, I am happy to present you with part 1...

Tanner McCormick
May 1, 20243 min read


Nescac Tournament Wrap up: Hamilton pulls off upset of the year, End of the road for Amherst and Trinity
This weekend was marked with some great wins and some tough losses. I beat some tax evasion charges from last month, and I was way more...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 30, 20243 min read


2024 Zynwaarton Nominees
First round voting will commence this week on our instagram, stay tuned. Pj Zynsner (midfield, UNC) Adam woodcock (midfield, Quinnipiac)...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 28, 20241 min read


Weekend preview from the staff
We got quite a slate for this weekend fellas, the staff is fighting embezzlement charges so abbreviated preview this weekend. Go out and...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 27, 20243 min read
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