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Upper Decky Lacrosse


Trump 2024: Make the NESCAC Great Again
**Ford is currently hung bag down under in Australia so I had to post his work. Enjoy. I’m sure you already know this but it's a...
Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 8, 20243 min read


College Puck: Greg’s Early top 5
Cocaine, RBVs, and fake blondes on deck for the weekend and I guarantee I’ll be bringing a 4 home with me Saturday night. If you guys...
Greg Swisher
Oct 11, 20245 min read


Quint Kessenich's preferred playlist to get wired
Spectrum (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Remix) - Florence + The Machine The clear number one on the list is the unofficial decky anthem....

Ryler "Rocker Step" Durden
Oct 10, 20242 min read


The state of the PLL & fall ball is here.
Well boys I’m back to it. Summer time is when I couldn’t give less of a shit about lacrosse and want to focus on my booze and my blow....
Greg Swisher
Sep 30, 20243 min read


MIAA Party Rankings!
Alright fellas, after a two week long coke bender and a lot of bad decisions, I am back with a new blog. I am so pleased to be dropping...
Oswald Van Bismark
Sep 18, 20242 min read


The Role of Alcohol in the Recruiting Process
Alright fellas, let’s cut the bullshit and stop beating around the bush. Can we finally get down to the brass tax of what it takes to be...
Oswald Van Bismark
Aug 20, 20242 min read


Danowski flips 5 star Will Pedicano from UVA
Surprised to see this happen. Usually kids are flipping the other way around after Lars preaches the word of Jesus Christ to them in his...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Aug 15, 20242 min read


Miller, Cronin shine for Team Upper Decky: War at the Shore Recap
Day 1: UPPER DECKY vs Fat Sunday, 8:15 am. 5-4 L Obvious nightmare fuel being matched up against Brendan Curry and his goons in the 8am...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Grittiest D1 Teams
Providence Gritty ass team coming out of Rhode Island. They haven’t been the most successful team in recent year but Bobby “Fuck your...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 16, 20243 min read


Grittiest D3 Teams
Denison Gritty ass team coming out of Ohio. These guys have been a force to be reckoned with in the NCAC the last couple of years and I...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 9, 20243 min read


Ford's Nescac Ranking for recruits
It’s been one amazing summer, the 4th of July, Trump schooling Biden in the debate, and my second biological son, Frederick Aloysius...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jul 7, 20246 min read


Best chefs in college lacrosse
Brendan Curry, Syracuse (@the.hangrychef) Just take a look at the ig. Great dude, great chef, probably keeps it quiet with his girl in...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Jul 6, 20243 min read


Who Has The Biggest Horn in The PLL?
Now I know what you’re thinkin’, new guy, writin’ about other guys wrenches. But if there’s one thing you need to know about Dick Johnson...
Dick Johnson
Jun 27, 20242 min read


Ozzy’s 5 Transfers to Watch out for!
Connor Theriault- Brown to Tampa This is such a random but glue move that may be frowned upon by the communist Ivy League agendas that...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jun 18, 20243 min read


D3 to D1 transfers I'm most excited about
Now that the championships are over, there are a few D3 guys moving up to the big boy league, and some D1 guys who realized that they...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jun 8, 20244 min read


Chetty's Transfer Portal Breakdown
Sorry about the firm's blog inactivity lately, we've been debating whether or not to write about the PLL (gay) or explore other options. ...

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jun 8, 20243 min read


D2/D3 Natty Breakdown
Not the best weekend for the firm. Although ND winning the ship was expected, it's a shame that there wasn’t a single good game this...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 28, 20243 min read


Notre Dame’s Crazy Postgame Rituals!
It is safe to say that after the game yesterday, downtown Philly looked like the fucking Bay of Pigs: complete and utter madness. Bodies...
Oswald Van Bismark
May 28, 20242 min read
D3 Upper Decky All Americans and weekend preview
I was taking a walk and I saw Tyler Zanders give up his cardboard box he's been living in after leaving the firm, and a blowie to buy...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 24, 20243 min read


#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...

Tanner McCormick
May 23, 20244 min read
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