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Upper Decky Lacrosse


Ford's Nescac Ranking for recruits
It’s been one amazing summer, the 4th of July, Trump schooling Biden in the debate, and my second biological son, Frederick Aloysius...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jul 7, 20246 min read
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Best chefs in college lacrosse
Brendan Curry, Syracuse (@the.hangrychef) Just take a look at the ig. Great dude, great chef, probably keeps it quiet with his girl in...
Marcus Meadowcroft
Jul 6, 20243 min read
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Who Has The Biggest Horn in The PLL?
Now I know what you’re thinkin’, new guy, writin’ about other guys wrenches. But if there’s one thing you need to know about Dick Johnson...
Dick Johnson
Jun 27, 20242 min read
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Ozzy’s 5 Transfers to Watch out for!
Connor Theriault- Brown to Tampa This is such a random but glue move that may be frowned upon by the communist Ivy League agendas that...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jun 18, 20243 min read
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D3 to D1 transfers I'm most excited about
Now that the championships are over, there are a few D3 guys moving up to the big boy league, and some D1 guys who realized that they...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jun 8, 20244 min read
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Chetty's Transfer Portal Breakdown
Sorry about the firm's blog inactivity lately, we've been debating whether or not to write about the PLL (gay) or explore other options. ...
Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jun 8, 20243 min read
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D2/D3 Natty Breakdown
Not the best weekend for the firm. Although ND winning the ship was expected, it's a shame that there wasn’t a single good game this...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 28, 20243 min read
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Notre Dame’s Crazy Postgame Rituals!
It is safe to say that after the game yesterday, downtown Philly looked like the fucking Bay of Pigs: complete and utter madness. Bodies...
Oswald Van Bismark
May 28, 20242 min read
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D3 Upper Decky All Americans and weekend preview
I was taking a walk and I saw Tyler Zanders give up his cardboard box he's been living in after leaving the firm, and a blowie to buy...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 24, 20243 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...
Tanner McCormick
May 23, 20244 min read
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Biggest D1 Stallions!! Part 2!
Silas Richmond- UAlbany This guy is an absolute fucking hoss. He eats concrete for breakfast andf jerks off in motor oil. A straight...
Oswald Van Bismark
May 23, 20244 min read
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Chetty and Tyler’s thoughts on round 2
What a weekend of lax, can only imagine how electric Philly is going to be. Some staff members will be in attendance, look for the guys...
Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 21, 20244 min read
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Ford's breakdown of the D3 Tournament so Far
A lot has happened these past week. The biggest upset happened since Hamilton beat Tufts in OT. It was when Washington and Lee beat...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 20, 20244 min read
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Round 2 outlook with Greg.
Well boys, Greg is here to give you a much needed article about the upcoming weekend. I spent the early half of the week in Quebec...
Greg Swisher
May 16, 20243 min read
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6 D1 coaches who wheeled the most birds
John Odierna, Cuse Young enough that Jordan Vincent’s APhi girls ask about his ‘friend’, but old enough to need a blue pill to get it up....
Marcus Meadowcroft
May 15, 20243 min read
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Ford's 5 Biggest Stallions in D3
Lot of good and lot of bad this weekend. I'm sleeping at the firm because I lost my house on the Wesleyan game (Fuck Sain't John...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 13, 20243 min read
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My Top 17 Public School Teams.
Public schools are sick because you can beat a team 18-0 with a dozen players and a paraplegic, go home and choke the chicken, then black...
Marcus Meadowcroft
May 10, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...
Tanner McCormick
May 10, 20246 min read
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Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 2
Welcome back for part 2 gentlemen, let's dive right in. B Tier Coach Demaio & Booker Corrigan (Package Deal) Coach Demaio dabbles in...
Tanner McCormick
May 9, 20244 min read
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Tufts scrapes by, Ford's first round picks
Holy fuck. Reality is often disappointing. I wanted to see Tufts not get a bid, but because of their “strength of schedule” they ended...
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 8, 20244 min read
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