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Writer's pictureChet "Chetty" Rutherfurd

Danowski flips 5 star Will Pedicano from UVA

Surprised to see this happen. Usually kids are flipping the other way around after Lars preaches the word of Jesus Christ to them in his office at UVA and takes them out on to the campus and says "Look at all these rich white blondes here son this is your future if you play here" and obviously doesn't mention how shitty the bag in Charlottesville is and how he cosplays as a Native American during the month of May. What I think happened here is the Satanic elites of Duke had a sit down with coach Danowski after their loss to Maryland and said look if we don't see a chip in the next year we're drinking every kids adrenochrome and sending you back to Farmingdale state where you belong. Not suprised to see Liberal Danowski listing to the word of satan and loving Kamala Harris. Needless to say, that message got to him. Suprised he was able to convert this kid considering every 5 star that goes to Duke typically crashes out and has to listen to Danowski give a speech about diversity after practice while meanwhile UVA has TMencke telling his teacher to shut the fuck up when she tried to tell him to wear a mask. Anyways Will Pedican, future Investment banking legend, Blonde Lover, can stand in the pocket and deliver the rocket, I mean everything you look for in an LSM. However, I think it's a shame we could see this kid buy in to Danowski's Liberal culture and not play the game tough and decide to cheat your way to the Natty. Just my thoughts on this sitution folks!


Cheers,

Chet Rutherford

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