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Tan Gambling - Week 0 #SoBack
Ladies and Conservatives, it's that time of the fucken year. College lax is back, Trump is back, and America is back. It's been a long...

Tanner McCormick
Jan 303 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...

Tanner McCormick
May 23, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...

Tanner McCormick
May 10, 20246 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 13
Well gents we literally couldn't be colder if we tried so we have absolutely nothing to lose this week. We are currently sitting at a...

Tanner McCormick
May 3, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 12
Times are tough gentlemen. The boys are fucken cold. We got knocked down a few times in a row. Lost a couple weeks in a row by a singular...

Tanner McCormick
Apr 26, 20243 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Trophy Time 🏆
Sorry for the hiatus gentlemen, I sat down to write last week's #PowerTan and in the process determined that I have a mental disability....

Tanner McCormick
Apr 19, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 3 Piece Combo
Got a text from Powers this morning that he woke up with a rock solid Linden-wood after dreaming about the play we have cooked up this...

Tanner McCormick
Apr 5, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Boys are Buzzing🐝
Holy fuck gentlemen Powers and I are absolutely on fire. This is normally the point where we would drop a $500 play and get fucked so...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 29, 20243 min read
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Bobby Bardown’s Top 10 Players of Ramadan
Whats up gentlemen, im just now returning back to the states from my week long sabbatical in Gaza. learned about the Islamic religion and...

Bobby Bardown
Mar 28, 20245 min read
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Fuck Manhattan and the Bobcats Will Be Back
Damn that shit sucked. The Bobcats take their first L of the season and no more undefeated teams remain in D1. The only reason Manhattan...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 27, 20242 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Let's Go Streaking
Gentlemen we're so back. Time to go on a run. #PowerTan is a weekly gambling segment brought to you by Chad "Rothschild" Powers and...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 22, 20244 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Get Back Game 🏧
Well boys, everyone got fucked last week. #PowerTanWeek4 play hit, and besides that, every solo play lost and Powers and I put together...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 8, 20245 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 🆓🍺🔜
Gentlemen we've got a fat slate of high-octane games this weekend, so we made a few business calls and lined up a couple of special...

Tanner McCormick
Mar 1, 20245 min read
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D3 February Roundup - Who's Good, Who's Fun, Hot Seat
Fellas it's D3 time. There's so much fucken lacrosse to cover within D3 that there's no way I could ever get to it all, so let's go over...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 28, 20243 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Biggest units of the year this weekend boys. You don't wanna miss it. 🐳 Gentlemen we're #SoBack. After dropping to 2-4, Powers and I...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 23, 20243 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Ladies and 6mg Zynners, welcome to week 2 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 16, 20243 min read
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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Birds and gentlemen, welcome to week 1 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making money,...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 9, 20242 min read
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