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Upper Decky Lacrosse

Tanner McCormick
2 days ago3 min read
Tan Gambling - Week 1
Gentlemen, I would like to start off by saying you're welcome. 2/2 on official picks on the weekend (let's take a moment and appreciate...
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Tanner McCormick
Jan 303 min read
Tan Gambling - Week 0 #SoBack
Ladies and Conservatives, it's that time of the fucken year. College lax is back, Trump is back, and America is back. It's been a long...
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Tanner McCormick
May 23, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...
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Tanner McCormick
May 10, 20246 min read
#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...
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Tanner McCormick
May 9, 20244 min read
Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 2
Welcome back for part 2 gentlemen, let's dive right in. B Tier Coach Demaio & Booker Corrigan (Package Deal) Coach Demaio dabbles in...
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Tanner McCormick
May 3, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 13
Well gents we literally couldn't be colder if we tried so we have absolutely nothing to lose this week. We are currently sitting at a...
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Tanner McCormick
May 1, 20243 min read
Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 1
Fellas after over a decade of watching lacrosse and after weeks of putting this tier list together, I am happy to present you with part 1...
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 26, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 12
Times are tough gentlemen. The boys are fucken cold. We got knocked down a few times in a row. Lost a couple weeks in a row by a singular...
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 19, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Trophy Time 🏆
Sorry for the hiatus gentlemen, I sat down to write last week's #PowerTan and in the process determined that I have a mental disability....
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 5, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 3 Piece Combo
Got a text from Powers this morning that he woke up with a rock solid Linden-wood after dreaming about the play we have cooked up this...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 29, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Boys are Buzzing🐝
Holy fuck gentlemen Powers and I are absolutely on fire. This is normally the point where we would drop a $500 play and get fucked so...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 22, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Let's Go Streaking
Gentlemen we're so back. Time to go on a run. #PowerTan is a weekly gambling segment brought to you by Chad "Rothschild" Powers and...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 15, 20242 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Time to Get Gritty
Gambling is for gay idiots. With that being said: Season Totals Record: 10-11 Risk: $2,439.00 Winnings: $2,547.14 Net Gain/Loss: +$108.14...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 14, 20243 min read
Conference Tournament Previews: Tan's Favorites
Ladies and Conservatives it's that time of the year. Conference play begins across D1 this weekend and I wanted to quickly break down how...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 8, 20245 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Get Back Game 🏧
Well boys, everyone got fucked last week. #PowerTanWeek4 play hit, and besides that, every solo play lost and Powers and I put together...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 1, 20245 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 🆓🍺🔜
Gentlemen we've got a fat slate of high-octane games this weekend, so we made a few business calls and lined up a couple of special...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 28, 20243 min read
D3 February Roundup - Who's Good, Who's Fun, Hot Seat
Fellas it's D3 time. There's so much fucken lacrosse to cover within D3 that there's no way I could ever get to it all, so let's go over...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 23, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Biggest units of the year this weekend boys. You don't wanna miss it. 🐳 Gentlemen we're #SoBack. After dropping to 2-4, Powers and I...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 16, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Ladies and 6mg Zynners, welcome to week 2 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 9, 20242 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Birds and gentlemen, welcome to week 1 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making money,...
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