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Upper Decky Lacrosse


Iona vs. Hampton: Behind the Postgame Boozefest
February 9th, 2024, history was made. The Iona Gaels beat the Hampton Pirates by a score of 13-9 in front of a crowd that was about three...
Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 102 min read


Our Staff’s Weekend Preview!
Iona vs. Hampton- Ozzy This matchup is arguably the biggest one on the slate this weekend, as one team will make history and the other...
Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 74 min read


Michigan vs UNC: A Deep Dive
What’s up you fucking morons. Preston Carmichael Prescott III here, back with a vengeance after a bit of a hiatus (I was on a 6 month...
Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Feb 74 min read


Tan Gambling - Week 1
Gentlemen, I would like to start off by saying you're welcome. 2/2 on official picks on the weekend (let's take a moment and appreciate...

Tanner McCormick
Feb 73 min read


Ford's Liberty League Rankings
The Liberty league is a gritty conference in upstate New York full of machines who can sling the rock just as well as they can sling...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Feb 34 min read


Tan Gambling - Week 0 #SoBack
Ladies and Conservatives, it's that time of the fucken year. College lax is back, Trump is back, and America is back. It's been a long...

Tanner McCormick
Jan 303 min read
Ford's ODAC Top 5
This conference is full of beauties who seek to grow the game down south. Robert E. Lee would be proud of all the studs down here...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jan 273 min read


Ford's Centennial Top 5
Centennial Top 5 Their are some beauties in the centennial and they often come in 2nd to the Nescac for being the best conference in D3...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jan 223 min read


Greg’s preseason top 20
Boys it has been a brutal winter full of whiskey cokes and Colombian nostril fuel but it’s about that time of the year where I send the...
Greg Swisher
Jan 229 min read


2025 Patriot League Lacrosse Preview
1. Army Going into this season, expect the Black Knights to be playing every game like they just jumped out of a fucken C-130 Hercules...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 164 min read


2025 CAA Lacrosse Preview
Towson The Tigers are the clear front-runner to win the CAA heading into 2025 as they return a solid core from last year’s championship...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 163 min read


2025 Ivy League Lacrosse Preview
1. Princeton Going into the 2025 campaign, we at this firm think the Tigers have a strong hold on the Ivy. They return a fuck load of...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 164 min read


2025 Big East Lacrosse Preview
1. Georgetown This team is gonna be good. Lots of losses offensively, but add nailgun Fulton Bayman and return a loaded defense with...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Jan 163 min read
2025 Nescac Rankings
The Nescac is always stacked, and even some of the lower ranked teams here are still some of the best in the whole country. Thanks to...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jan 155 min read


2025 BIG10 Lacrosse Preview
1) Maryland After falling to ND in the natty, the Terps come into 2025 with a laundry list of transfers: known freak Bryce Ford, Matthew...

Marcus Meadowcroft
Jan 103 min read


2025 ACC Lacrosse Preview
1) Notre Dame We simply don’t see these guys slowing down in 2025. They are bringing back a good core from last year’s team in Ckav, Jake...
Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 72 min read


A True Travesty: Montclair State repeals Lax for Womens Flag Football
Unfortunately, I write to you all with solemn news. Although Trump is going to dramatically improve the Nescac, and they/thems are...

Ford Blumpkinton VI
Dec 18, 20242 min read


Lacrosse Party Etiquette
Holy sweet mother of biblical Grandma tits Ozzy and Ryler put their minds together on this heater! You better come correct if you're...
Oswald Van Bismark
Dec 4, 20242 min read


Who’s your lacrosse party spirit animal?
Matt Gaudet The beauty from the north is the first nailgun to date to be shunned publicly by Pauly Rabs and his leftist regime. Walked in...
Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 14, 20243 min read


MIAA Preview
1. McDonough These boys are straight nails on the field. Off the field,, they are still being carried to victory by the midshipman....
Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 11, 20243 min read
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