Offensive transfers to look out for this season

1. Tucker Dordevic, Syracuse to Georgetown

My Tewaarton dark horse for this year, posted 47 goals out of the Syracuse attack last year and was their bright spot in a dark year. Notorious for crushing natty lites and cooking some of the nation's best defensemen.

2. Richie Lacalandra, LIU to Ohio State

A great player who would always put on for his team with insane goals that would make the announcer rub his pants a little after watching him. Should bring some much-needed flair and creativity to the buckeye's offense and show them what it's like to get weird.

3. Thomas McConvey, Vermont to Virginia

Strong Canadian sniper out of the midfield that likes to pound Labatt Blue. Posted 60 goals out of the midfield last season for Vermont and decided to see what the blondes are like down in Charlottesville. I expect him to have a major impact on the hoos and have great chemistry with fellow Canadian Payton Cormier.

4. Derrek Madonna, Hobart to Richmond

Derrek "Dgrizz" Madonna, famous for hitting arms and looking shredded, should be able to score goals wherever he plays in the Richmond offense. Ran as a pro-style attackman at Hobart, sat on the wing, made the corners ring. Now he will be doing it against them in the Atlantic ten conference. Richmond players should keep their girlfriends close by because you never know with Dgrizz.

5. Kevin Winkoff, Binghamton to Penn State

At this point, Jeff Tambroni is fighting for his job after two disappointing seasons for the Nittany Lions. However, he managed to land a great player and a better IPA drinker in Kevin Winkoff. Led Binghamton with 55 points and should be able to bring Penn State some success. Hopefully, the team shows him all the local talent in sorority village.