My Sender of the Week

3 weeks into the season(week 0, week 1 and week 2), only one name stands out from the rest. And that man is Tim Fucking Marcille. Through 3 games he has 46 saves, 30 goals allowed, 1 goal and 1 assist. 15 saves vs. Jacksonville, 16 vs. Georgetown and 15 vs. UNC. This guy is standing on his head. As a former goalie (Roanoke '09, Maroon Nation stand up!! :-), all I can do is applaud this phenomenal brand of lacrosse he is playing. He is definitely crushing hella stews on school nights and cheefing Mango JUUL pods. What he lacks in stature he makes up for in his pants. A former UMBC sorority girl told me he is packing an absolute howitzer. He is a Biology major so he knows his way around the human body. He prefers chicks with dirty blonde hair, so he has the ability to dabble with blondes or brunettes. A very versatile young man. He has been wreaking havoc all over downtown B'more and Loyola, Towson, Maryland and UMBC, so it's not surprising that one of his "tapes" got leaked on Reddit. Hopefully they don't take away from the fact that he is a baller. If any of you watched his goal during the UNC game, you were sure to get a hard-on(I know I did). He had all the JHU band members creaming their pants with that one. All jokes aside, he is arguably one of the best goalies in the country right now and deserves to be upper decky Lacrosse's Sender of the week. Hopefully the Homewood Hero continues his antics of being a skull crusher on and off the field.