What’s up, I’m fucking pissed off right now. My son just lost a huge matchup. He’s god damn lucky i woke up in a fucking ditch on Friday morning or else I would’ve Ray Riced the Fucker. All that shit aside all these zips and 8-balls are breakin my pockets, here’s how we get it back. Cuse (-3.5) vs UNC -120 Syracuse is full of forklift certified animals, and a powerhouse playing UNC is like texting a mid bitch, u always fuck. Although Joey couldn’t put a sentence together, and is a sleepy Mexican in every big game he should show up for the fellas. If breschi can’t win of these games he might be fucked but there’s no shot he wins this. Take the points  Army (-4.5) Vs Navy  -115 Put 50 dudes at West Point in a cage with 50 dudes in a cage from Annapolis. We know who’s coming out on top. End of fucking story, take the points  Colgate (-2.5) Vs Lehigh -115 Holy fucking shit the boys are so dialed. The Connor brothers ventured to Syracuse to dig into some upper echelon sorority girls after winning the Biden play of the week (Fuck IL). A recruit once told me that Lehigh has a strict policy of no dudes in bars under 21 on the squad, speaks for itself. Take the points  Virginia to Skullfuck Duke -120 Duke is fraudulent, and until Brennan deletes his teammates sextapes he’s holding over them as blackmail (they are with ugly black girls) they are fucked. Big country and Shelly are prolly gonna hang their sack on the freshman’s forehead just like high school #supersenior. Take this shit

Wanna start this off by saying female sports are now less inferior to men’s sports than they once were thanks to Catilan Clark I would now maybe not have to be paid to go to a women’s game. And it’s really not the women’s fault they did all the equality shit a while ago and they weren’t trying to make it so I couldn’t go to Ole Miss for lacrosse, but they damn sure fucked my brains out. In a completely researched essay I will debate the gayness of Title IX for lacrosse.       As a result of the civil rights act Title IX was introduced in 1972. It essentially guaranteed equal opportunity for men and women at the collegiate level. Which sounds pretty solid but it’s written by fuckin baseball queerbos. Basically the SEC and PAC-12  baseball players were scared of losing control over local tridelta and zeta sororities at their respective colleges so they wrote title 9 to fuck lacrosse dudes. Because of football having 80 billion fuckin sholarships if the schools want to have a equal number they can’t have a lot of men’s sports because football takes up so much weight in the scholarship equation. So what u get is the baseball players owning tridelta and women’s lacrosse teams at schools like Arizona state. Where’s the fucking equality here women get something that men don’t get, Dan Arestia is fully fuckin boned up watching these women’s games cause he’s a freak. And it’s because of people like him that are pushing behind the scenes to remove equality from men.   My proposal- remove football from the Title IX equation because there is no women’s equivalent. And only apply title IX on a sport to sport basis, Ex: men’s and women’s hockey need same amount of scholarships. Now we can finally get men’s lacrosse across the country. I just wanna take South Carolina here and use this as a example. Their club team is full of dewalt 9600 psi power washers. Swear they would fuck on Detroit Mercy and Mount St Mary’s off of a night of only zeta groupies and LSD. That team is what the sport is about and they deserve a varsity program. As for the talent in lacrosse the population of talent would be more diluted and similar to college basketball, where talent can be brought to the national stage. Their are plenty of goons in D3 and MCLA that can hang with the big dogs (Fuck D2).  In conclusion it would be so fucking sick if title 9 got adjusted on my gaydar from a 10 to a 6. South Carolina MCLA deserves to take over the Tridelta house from those fuckers on the baseball team Dylan “Bud Light” Brewer and Connor Mcqueery ur fags.