Trinity is a team that I haven't paid too much attention to until they shocked the world with a dub over the dirty birds. But if you take a closer look at their roster, you should not be surprised, those guys are all studs, and Trinity easily has the hottest birds out of all the Nescac schools. Andrew Bailey, older brother of Wesleyan stud James Bailey is an excellent distributor on the attack, he got 2 genos and 1 helper against the dirty P bears and has been a force for the cocks since day 1 from what I've heard. Bo Page is making some noise as a freshman, and is their current points leader. He played his club ball for Mesa, and let me just say Mesa produces some absolute nailguns across the board. Pup Buono (Penn State), Will Lesko (Bowdoin), Andrew McMeekin (Princeton), Matt Traynor (Penn State, Robert Hobbs (Bowdoin), just to name a few. Bo Page is definitely next in line, guy has great hands, super crafty with and without the ball. And he also plays squash. Usually squash players are either total fags (Coulter Mackesy) or studs (Brantford Winstonworth), and Bo Page is the latter. Logan Mueller transferred from Rutgers to Trinity, just because he needed a taste of the birds from back home, and as much as I hate to admit it, I don't blame him. Like I said before, the chick scene at Trinity is almost on par with that of Arizona State, except that these Trinity birds probably haven't appeared on Exploited College Girls before. Bowdoin destroyed Colby. I respect Jake Bernhardt for what he's trying to do but Colby should flaunt its strengths during the recruiting process. Don't talk about academics or the facilities, show off some of the blondes on your womens hockey team, because if I knew about them I probably would've went there. Jake Bernhardt, if you read this, please follow that strat if you wanna transform your team. Thank you. Will Byrne, Casey Ryan, and Sam Raye Steiner erupted, Ethan Barnard dominated his matchup and took him to the rack. Jack Pyne and Robert Hobbs held down the fort. Great overall performancee from the Pbears, and there is some barn burner potential for when they play Williams. RPI has been tested against good teams, Williams, RIT, Midd, and still went out undefeated. These guys are gross at lacrosse, and most surprisingly, the birds at RPI are butt ugly. Who knows what their secret is, but maybe no pregame muff could be whats working for these guys. Salisbury, nothing new to be said. Going to appear in the natty again this year, mark my words. Hyped for what should be an electric weekend of D3 lacrosse.

Alyssa dipped into my bank account and decided to bet all of it on the fucking ephs this weekend and I think at this point, I'm gonna have to pimp her out in Vegas so I can afford to feed myself and pay next months rent. Brooks Catlin is a stud. Drew Nicholson had a nice juice play on the ride but it didn't result in anything because the ephs decided to play like they suddenly want to get vaccinated, drive electric cars and visit coffee shops like some sissy libtards. One week they play with all the grit in the whole damn cosmos and pack an entire tin of Grizz in the lower deck, next week they tuck their wangs between their legs and put soy milk in their water bottles. Quite frankly, I'm getting sick of it. Bob Gross shows why he's one of the best attackman in d3, and Brendan Rielly should be a top contender for rookie of the year. You gents know I like Williams but these refs weren't doing a good job letting the boys get after it. Maybe one of them lost his kid in a custody battle or whatever, but don't take it out on the fellas. They performed admirably against Tuft's only to gargle Brooks Catlin's, Brendan Rielly's, and Bob Gross's balls. Nick Kopp crushed Ian Kim on the faceoffs, so as for the Bowdoin game, I think Ethan barnard will have a field day. Worst performance I've seen on a faceoff dot since I has the bad luck of watching that pussyboy Caleb Hammett on instagram reels. He wouldn't last one minute in the 'Cac, or anywhere D3 for that matter, this influencer culture is cancerous and we don't need a bunch of Jake Paul's ruining this great sport. Montana McLaughlin went off, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider using a name like that to set up a deal with Brazzers if I ever lost the house to Alyssa. But in all seriousness, Amherst fucking throttled Williams, and it would be interesting to see how they bounce back. Ryan Johnson and Finlay MacKnight scored the only 2 goals for Williams, and that means that the jersey crew hasn't had its usual production. If the loss was tighter, I'd say this is an off day for the ephs, but losing 4-12 is pretty embarrassing, and they got outclassed. Brendan Rielly is fast, shifty, and had a yucky lefty backhand from an inside roll. Similar stature with the same crafty and creative style of the Kavs from Notre Dame. If Brock Gonzalez stayed another year at Amherst, goddamn a line with him, Bob Gross, and Brendan Rielly would've been electric to watch. I hope Williams gives me some entertainment against Bowdoin because right now this looks shaky. Salisbury also won against CNU, no surprise there. Trinity beat Hamilton, and honestly Trinity was a team I have completely written off earlier. They're mid, but should be a solid test to the legitimate teams in the Nescac tournament. Wesleyan can be a fucking wagon. The dirty birds notched a 14-16 dub over Tufts, and on their pride day too. Show those sissy libs whose boss. James Bailey had 2 points, DJ Dixon and Jack Raba showed out with hat tricks, and I think they rebounded well from that loss to Midd. The boys are buzzin in Conn, and I can't wait to see what they do in the rest of their season. In the meantime, I'll be in vegas and if you find yourself there and see a blonde hair green eyed smokeshow with a nice heart shaped ass and a green dress, pay me her hourly rate because I can't trust her not to bet on the eph's again. Cheers, Poopmonkey321

First team: A: Will Byrne -Bowdoin A: Bob Gross -Amherst A: Jack Regnery -Tufts M: Ryan Johnson - Williams M: DJ Dixon -Wesleyan M: Charlie Tagliefferi-Tufts D: Patrick Gaul-Williams D: Nate Ryan -Bowdoin D: Lawson Laverty -Amherst G: Robert Hobbs -Bowdoin LSM: Michael Ayers -Tufts SSDM: Zack Goorno -Bowdoin FO: Ethan Barnard -Bowdoin Second team: A: Billy Curtis-Midd A: Jason Lach-Bowdoin A: Calvin Caputo-Williams M: Oliver Bernstein-Bowdoin M: James Bailey-Wesleyan M: Patrick Jamin-Midd D: Teddy Curran-Midd D: Jack Pyne-Bowdoin D: Joey Waldbaum-Tufts G: Connor Garzone -Tufts LSM: Harp Lane-Bowdoin SSDM: JD Farkas-Midd FO: Nicholas Kopp-Amherst I think this is way too early, but from what it looks like, this could be it. Will Byrne is the best player in the league period, and Bowdoin is a team that has just has so much talent. Just like Williams, when they put it together, they can absolutely bend the other team over. Tufts still has some good guys, but they aren't what they were last year. Still anybodies guess and the nescac tournament could end up being a big surpise, not just everybody fighting for second place while Tufts dominates.

What a week it's been. Williams shocks the fucking world and beats Christopher Newport by 6, and triples up Conn Coll 24-8 (We knew Conn wasn't much but damn Williams has impressed me these past two games). Whatever the Eph's have been doing this week, keep it up. Williams has always had the ingredients to go far, but since the 2019 tournament, we haven't seen them return to that awesomeness they had. I think McCormick has finally found a reliable dealer because those past two wins show me that Williams could be one of the best teams in the country. Will Doran is a fucking stud, and Calvin Caputo, I will fly out Alyssa and some Latvian escorts for you as soon as I can, because I know there aren't any birds worth your seed within a 30 mile radius of the school. Ryan Johnson and Pearse Glavin (Delco not jerz but same principle) led the way against Conn, and now their entire defense is contemplating transferring to University of Arkansas and wheeling the sloppy seconds of the poundcake sororities. The jersey crew is back to its excellent production, and like I said before, McCormick probably has been talking to one of my blood brothers Jesùs and getting himself and the boys hooked up with all the blow and glass they need. I don't wanna get too overhyped but I hope that the Ephs flexing their muscles this week gives them the confidence they need to plow through to the tournament. The rest of the cac just looks weird. And I mean those that are relevant and have a legitimate shot at making the tourney (Midd, Bowdoin, Williams, Amherst, Tufts, Wesleyan). Aside from tufts, they've all been pretty inconsistent. Amherst had an unexpected loss to Lynchburg. Not saying this should be an easy win, because in the end, the way a team plays also should be taken into account and style does make fights, but Lynchburg got edged by a Hamilton team that lost to the Mammoths by 12. Shouldn't happen. Midd just beat Wesleyan, and I would say Wesleyan is overrated but that win over Williams carries a lot more weight now that we know how good those guys can be. Tufts winning against Colby by 4 was not expected at all. Either Jake Bernhardt is doing a good job, or Tufts just isn't what they were last year, and I think its both. They have a test in Williams this week, lets see if they can take care of business or if the elf bar Eph's bend them over and tell them to clean themselves up when they're done. Bowdoin clapped Hamiltons cheeks, and the fellas will enjoy this win and get ready for what should be an easy week against Bates and then Colby. The dirtyPbears have basically 2 free wins until they play Williams on the 13th, and honestly, this could go either way because both teams have the talent to get it done. Lets hope the boys turn it up, Casey Ryan, Jason Lach and Will Byrne ball out, Sam Raye Steiner makes some more sick around the worlders and Alex Byrne and Harp Lane detwags some middies who think they're hot shit because they paid for head from a lot-lizard behind the Hannaford at 3:30am. Their rope unit is grittier and deeper than ever, and Ethan Barnard is back which means even more dominance on the faceoff dot. He and Ian Kim should have one hell of a battle which will be an interesting watch in itself. If Williams beats Tufts and Amherst this week however, I think we might have a new king of the 'Cac. Cheers, Poopmonkey 321.

I should've made this a while ago but here is my list of top 5 freshman in the 'cac, I'm putting this together because this is about the skills of these studs both on and off the field. 5. Ryan Colella: A stud out of Bergen county NJ, Colella is a horse out on the defensive side of the ball. Not the biggest, but he might be one of the strongest guys out there, he's physical as hell, super athletic and its a travesty he hasn't been getting more burn as of yet. Like other New Jersians, he loves the shore, working out, and fake blondes. 4. Will Emsing: Super skilled lefty, man put up two against Union. Slays the birds in BU and BC when he steps into the bars of Boston, and can pack it in the lower lip and not look like a tard. 3. Casey Ryan: Guys a beauty, is one of the most productive players on a stacked Bowdoin team. Box background, good lateral movement, and naturally he wheels a high amount of birds. He's a wintergreen man, fitting of his gritty, effective blue collar playing style. Doesn't even need tinder to wheel more birds than Johnny sins. 2. Brendan Reilly: Not the most productive guy on Amherst but easily the most athletic, Reilly is a nailgun straight out long island who has a similar gritty playing style to the CKavv. He's fast, shifty, creative, and rides the ball hard. 1. Jack Pyne: The best cover man for Bowdoin, Jack Pyne is a stud in every sense of the word. Plays good angles and can slow down some of the best attackman with his great feet and physicality. Naturally, he's also a beauty off the field. He's the Will Bowen of the Nescac. Expect big things from him in the future.

I knew I was in for a rough week when Alyssa didn't wanna fuck last night, and sure enough, the dirty pbears lost 13-6 to Babson. Don't get me wrong, Babson is a good team. Really fucking good. Last year they only lost to Bowdoin by one, and this year, they've been tearing up team after team, only Williams and Union were able to beat them. The nescac is not looking as good as it usually is, barely anybody is in the top 5, and some good Nescac teams are losing to teams they could usually be counted on to beat in the past. I hope next year there are some better recruits to make the 'cac more interesting, because it is really disappointing this year. 20. Endicott: Aside from the win over Bowdoin, the schedule they play is pretty ass. Honestly, I think the pbears should've won that game, and that was an off day for them. They did lose by 2 to Union though. We'll see how good they play against a legit team probably in the tournament. 19. Midd: This might be the only team with a losing record on here, they gotta turn that ship around quick. You have almost all the same guys you had last year, what the fuck happened? The Panthers are on pretty thin ice, but that win against a good Amherst team is keeping them on here. Billy curtis and Pat Jamin better turn the hell up against Wesleyan and Saint Lawrence. 18. Swarthmore: Not really battle tested, but only losing by 3 to Amherst is solid for a team who essentially only faced absolute dumpster fires like Widener and Vassar. I hope these guys turn up against Dickinson and Gettysburg because if they do, they just earned a trip to the tridelt house at Villanova a few blocks away. 17. Williams: These guys are PMSing the fuck out of their schedule. Wins over Babson and a one point loss to Union are the high points of their schedule so far, they should be counted on the beat Bates but they one won by one fucking point. RPI doubled them up and the dirty birds beat out the purple cows by 3. These guys could be really good, or they could be straight garbage, and it appears we don't know just as much as they don't know. They have a game against Christopher Newport tomorrow, which could either be a complete trainwreck or a barn burner and I would not recommend placing any bets for or against this team. The jersey crew has been productive, but truth be told, you need more then 3 guys to buy in and make an impact if you want your team to be a wagon. 16. Wesleyan: They beat Williams but lost to Stevens Tech. That's pretty fucking sketch. James Bailey and jack Raba are their main distributors at the midfield and the attack, and they have some serious potential. If they turn up against Midd, expect these guys to go far. 15. Lynchburg: I hate ranking them here, but that Hamilton loss might've been a fluke. However, don't get your hopes up for these guys because they have yet to beat a ranked team. They only bag 7s, and thats on a good night. 14. Gettysburg: Ugly losses to Salisbury, Amherst, and Washington and Lee. Lynchburg has been the punching bag of a few teams and they don't really have any good wins, but they have some impressive star power that is keeping them in the top 20 by the hair on their nutsacks. 13. Stevens Tech: The ducks have been putting on, being just edged by a good team like dickinson. The tufts loss tells another story, but damn these guys can play. Joe Leone is a beauty and deserves more burn, but Matt Pergola has been taking care of business. These guys have been showing the Jersey grit we all love, and I want these guys to shock the world in the tournament. 12. Washington and Lee: Good win against gettysburg, but that was an ugly loss to Stevenson. I mean come on, thsoe guys aren't even relevant anymore. Good to see James Hailey balling out at attack,he's always been underrated as hell and I think he is going to be their best player pretty damn soon. 11. RIT: They had a good win against Tufts, W&L, but that was pretty much it. That Tufts win was kind of impressive, but they weren't what they were in 2022, and I think these guys are pretty overrated in general. Yeah they have some beauties from Canada, but real talk, I don't give a flying fuck, they should put on against Union and Siant lawrence if they really wanna show us what's up. 10.  Dickinson: Aside from CNU, they didn't really have many tests. So I can't rank them higher then 9, but they should put on against some really good teams in the centennial. 9. CNU: These guys are good, no doubt about it. Had one good win against Dickinson, but other then that, these guys were not tested. They were edged by Saint Lawrence, but they should put on a barn burner against Salisbury if they wanan prove to me that they can ball. 8. Bowdoin: Did they lose to Babson? Yes. Do I think they could've and should've won? Also yes. On paper, this should be one of the best teams in the country if not the best. Nailguns top to bottom, and I think these guys should keep grinding and claw their way back to the top. Ethan Barnard is out, which is not good, but Beau Burns showed us he is up to the task. 7. Babson: These guys are underrated as fuck in my opinion. They doubled up Bowdoin which was easily a top 5 team. They edged Midd, which was a top 20 team. Expect the Beave's to touch hella Beav tonight and continue to shock the New England lacrosse world. Rocky Batty is cooking something up. 6. Union: These guys are pretty solid, but edging an inconsistent Williams team, and getting bent over and destroyed by the fucking broom handle Tufts gave them, it's hard to put them in the top five. It almost reminds me of the time I was a freshman in high school and the seniors pulled me aside and... welp you get the fucking picture. L's are ugly but not all of them are created equal, some show what a team can really do if they dial in (Williams vs Union), while others look like the Belgian health minister got her fat face melted off with a curling iron, and that L to tufts was just that. 5. Amherst: These guys seemingly bullied Gettysburg in the first half, and the bullets made a brief comeback, only for Amherst to shut the door. Bob Gross might not have that insane athleticism you'd see in a guy like Will Byrne but he is just super productive and built like a fucking refrigerator. This team has a strong defense, a beast of a FOGO, and takes so much pregame blow the cartel has set up shop in the hills of Amherst Mass. They are underrated by IL, but that loss to Midd does look a tad ugly given how Midd shit the bed this year. 4. Tufts: I think that RIT game was a fluke. They might not have the same star power they had last year, but they are still relevant. Jack Regnery has an obsurd 22 geno 8 apple ratio on the year, and their whole midfield line has just been much more productive then their attack. These guys are good, but not what they were last year. 3. Saint Lawrence: These guys are finally getting the respect they deserve. They weren't playing great teams but they just proved they can hang with the best against Christopher Newport. Judge Murphy and Butch Hutchinson lead they way for the Saint's point wise, and they definitely touch the most beav on the team. I heard Judge is a citrus man, and it shows with his productive, efficient style of play. 2. RPI: Inside lacrosse had RIT above them for a bit, but now those bums have to actually admit that RPI is better after a nice overtime dub. Those guys at IL definitely have Joe Biden bumper stickers on the back of their hybrids. Aside from that, they had decisive wins over Williams and Midd which are some of the best in the 'Cac this year, and don't forget the opener against York. These guys could also make a championship run, and like Tufts most of their production comes from the midfield. 1. Salisbury: These guys are Shane Diesel, Jason Luv, Jovan Steele, and whoever else was in that iconic couch video and every other team they faced is Piper Perri. Anything can happen but they have a legiti shot at going undefeated. They might not have the toughest schedule in D3, but they are dominant year in and year out, and clearly, this is not going to be anything new. These guys rip just as much elf bars as they do ched so as long as they got that, they'll be unstoppable.

Just got out of the apartment after my girlfriend Alyssa started a ridiculous argument about how I shouldn't gamble our rent money on D3 lacrosse. Well that bitch is about to eat her words and watch me spend the money on blow, golf and Eastern European hookers anyway because the dirty Pbears just gaped MIT yesterday and now I'm fucking rich. Even without Ethan Barnard on the face off dot, Bowdoin is easily in the top 10, and maybe even top 5. Beau Burns is a specimen and he definitely mixes silverback gorilla jizz with his coffee every morning to raise his T levels. Casey Ryan scored 11 points, expect big things from him in the future, and Jack Pyne kept the clamps on. Sam Ray Steiner had a gorgeous btb, couldn't forget that. The Dmids did there jobs, nailguns Colin Campbell, Zack Goorno and Kevin Sandor made things happen in transition and in the middle of the field. I can't name any of the MIT players, they're irrelevant and I'll bet money that some of them probably have he/him in their insta bio. Amherst however just edged Gettysburg, but still proves that the Cac is the best conference in D3 and its not even close. Jack Dunleavy had a decent game for the bullets, putting up a hat trick, despite struggling on his individual matchup with Lawson Laverty. He can ball, but Amherst just owned them in their backyard. Expect Bob Gross and Thompson Lau to spend the night with the Gettysburg Zetas, those two put on a hell of a show. Gburg was bent over and took the ol' broom handle in the first half, but then they started to turn it up. JP Mayo also had a solid game for the bullets, kids gritty and eats nails and sandpaper for breakfast. Hopefully him and Dunleavy are at least getting some muff from the big girls as a reward for their effort today. Salisbury and RIT are both still sitting at 7-0, Luke Nestor is a beauty, the whole team is full of beauties so nothing new with them. The weekend looks really promising, as Bowdoin plays Amherst and Salisbury plays Stevenson. Two Barn burners going on, tune in or be square. Colby had a solid win over Saint Josephs college of Maine. Both those teams suck but I got syphilis last year from some treesh I matched with on tinder that Saint Joseph's so fuck 'em. The Ukranian hookers I booked, Crystal and Blanche, just arrived to the hotel, and they got party powder with them, so its my time to sign off. Till the weekend fellas, cheers.

Hear me out. After back to back loses to Tufts and Amherst, Ham just edged Lynchburg 16-15 in the mustang classic. I was definitely not expecting such a performance against a ranked team. However, shoutout Peter Canterino and Ford Collins, two beauties from NJ getting the job done on the defensive side of the ball. Big Pete held Finn Schmidt totally scoreless, and will be in the hotel later tonight with his mom, main bird, sister and auntie, in that order. And yes, Finn will be watching from the cuck chair in a chastity cage. Hamilton has solid offensive contribution from all over the field, plenty of depth even with Lynchburg trying to get all up in Thomas Healys grill and shut him off. Hamilton showed off their depth and proved to be the team that simply wanted it more, coming back from a 2 goal deficit deep in the third . Bowdoin had a heck of a game against Conn, freshman stud Casey Ryan gaped their entire defense with a 6 geno 2 apple outing. He'll be munching plenty of box and hitting the slopes tonight. Solid performance from the FOGO's, Ethan Barnard has been out for the past 2 games but Beau Burns has been showing up and putting on. Tufts is nothing too special without last years offense. They lost to RIT, not surprised there. I see them being overrated and losing in Nescac's but making the tournament anyway. Amherst only beat Colby by 5 and that's honestly pretty sketch from what should be a stacked mammoths squad. They did just beat Swat, so can't give them too much hate, prolly still recovering. Colby is ass, how they beat Conn a few days is almost beyond me, but Conn isn't a good team, just a mid team. Salisbury is likely going to win it all. But everyone probably knows that, they are 7-0, they ran a train on pretty much everyone so far and aren't slowing down. They have lots of depth, and weapons literally everywhere on the field. It's always snowing in Salisbury Maryland, the fellas gonna feast. Stevenson used to be good at one point in time, but I guess there is a reason why hella guys from class of 2025 trasnferred their first year. Williams losing to Wesleyan wasn't expected, but the beauties from NJ had a hand in 5/10 goals Williams scored. 3 were scored by Pearse Glavin unassisted, but he's from Delco which is just as gritty as Jerz. Still inconsistent but if they refine a few details, they could be a real threat. Wesleyan proved that they can go blow for blow with some legit teams. Good for them. Dirty birds sneaky could be the best in the 'Cac. Dickinson is gross. Matt Thurston and Skyler Schluter are ballers. Both from public high schools in NJ, and are some of the most productive players on a nasty team in the second best conference in d3. Beloit beat Earlham, maybe Kevin Lerg will let them see a few soft 6s at the bar this weekend, and they'll get some momentum. So there you have it gentleman, some big tilt next weekend and in the weekdays so stay tuned for some good matchups as some of these teams will get tested for real.

After getting kicked out of the hotel room because my girlfriend Alyssa walked in on me getting dome from the hot cleaning lady at our hotel in Cabo, I took a walk and realized that I should probably update y'all on the Nescac. Bowdoin looked pretty good except they lost to Endicott. It's still the first few games, so maybe they'll mimic Duke and drop a game or two to some bums, but ball out against legit teams. Not dissing Endicott, but Bowdoin ran a train on them last year, and this should've been a shoe in for the polar bears. They should beat Conn Coll but after this loss to Endicott it might have rocked their confidence. Freshman defenseman Jack Pyne is a revelation, and Sam Raye Steiner is back which means more highlight reel plays could be pooping up. Will Byrne is taking more of a distributive role, and this should be an electric season. Colin Campbell has been getting more burn because he's been going monk, and that is great to see. Tufts and Wesleyan are undefeated, and they can probably have a good chance at winning. Tufts only had one legit opponent in CNU, but other then that, Max Ettinghausen and Jack Regnery just dragged their nuts over Trinity and Conn, which are about as mid as Taylor Swift. So compared to Bowdoin, Tufts hasn't been as tested, and might choke againt some legit teams. Wesleyan has a 4-0 record, but aside from Colby (basically a high school team), they had no nescac competition, and they had no legit competition either. Stockton, Colby, Salve Regina and Roanoke. I'd be concerned if they weren't dropping 20+ genos in those games, and all I can say is this must be good for those guys who aren't starting. Jack Raba is balling out, and James Bailey is starting to step it up. I want to see more from him because it makes me feel better about clamping his ass in mens league. Williams has been tested against Babson and Union, but inconsistency is their weakness, and strikingly similar to last year. They almost lost to Bates. But they beat Babson, and lost to Union by 1. Babson and Union are legit. But winning against Bates by 1 should light a fire under the ass of the purple cows. The Jersey to williams pipeline runs deep, as most of their leading scorers, and their best player are from dirty jerz, shoutout RJ, Calvin Caputo, Will Doran, and Cade Shuckman. Don't disappoint me gentleman. Middlebury is all Patrick Jamin, Billy curtis and Russell Thorndike. Pat Jamin is a beast on both sides of the ball, but he's shouldering more offensive responsibility than before. JD farkas and Cooper Demallie can both play, but Ol' Coop hasn't been doing as well as I thought he would. They beat Amherst, which is good, but lost to Bowdoin (no surprise), and then to Babson and RPI. Either Babson is really turning it up this year, or Midd just can't figure it out. However, good news is that Henry the tank Tarr is back. That guy is built like a meatball and what every LSM under 6'0 should aspire to look like. Amherst lost to Midd, but turned up against Swat, Springfield and Hamilton. Now we know that Hamilton is gonna get shafted by decent NESCAC teams, so no further explanation on them. They did lose to MIdd, but Swat is legit, and Springfield is mediocre. Who knows what will happen down the road, but if Bob Gross facilitates more, Amherst can do well. Long islander Brendan Rielly is showing out so far, leading them in points. Hamilton: They suck against good teams, but do well against the really bad ones. I would talk about whose productive and whose not but its not gonna matter because they won't make playoffs. For the amount of quality birds at the school, these guys do not play like it. Maybe going monk mode could good for them, and we'll see them get a W against some ballers. Bates and Colby: The day you beat a legit team is the day I become vegan and open up my relationship. Maybe scrimmage Beloit for some worthy competition and use some zyn instead of Nicoderm. Trinity: For a team with d1 transfers, all that did was prove how good the play in the Nescac really was. Logan Mueller (rutgers transfer) started every game, but was pretty quiet on the stat sheet until playing some dust team like WestConn. If a guy who got reps against some of the best players in d1 isn't a difference maker in the 'Cacs, then that just shows us not to sleep on the 'Cacs. Good to see Rory McAloon and Andrew Bailey playing solid, but Jack Pyne did assert his dominance over him all game long. Conn: Ricky Skalaski should get more playing time, he's a beauty. I'll make my way back to the hotel and hope Alyssa will do her job this time so I don't need use the cleaning lady again. Cheers, Poopmonkey321

This is gonna be long but read if you want. Tufts lost Jack Boyden, Kurt bruun, Mason Kohn, (maybe Tommy Swank) and those guys were super productive. Kevin Christmas is big and has a good shot, but hes just a big north south dodger who can draw slides and help open up looks for the other attack, but other than that the production will not equal what it was last year. However, they have 4 star freshman Jordan Ito, he can make an impact. Middlebury, Amherst and Bowdoin are probably the most promising, with Bowdoin being my personal pick to win the NESCAC and NCAA this year. Bowdoin is my pick because they still have the best D mid in d3 lacrosse, Zack Goorno. They also have Ethan Barnard, who if he was the best fogo in D3 lacrosse in 2022, but he was injured in 2023 and is coming back after surgery. Two, they have Will Byrne, arguably the best attackman in d3 right now, and he will transfer to Michigan. They also have Jason Lach and Pat Fitzgerald too, and the rope unit looks great as it always was, expect Zack Goorno to ball out he had a good year last year, and combined with freshman beast Kevin Sandor it should be lethal. LSM Harp Lane can score, and hes from Mountain Lakes so you know he's gritty. Defense is good, Goalie Robert Hobbs is a nailgun and the close defense retains all the starters. Middlebury still has key pieces on offense Russel Thorndike, Cooper Demallie (jersey grit) and Billy Curtis. Jack Sheehan, Will Zink, Tom Conley, and Will Ryan are no longer there, but Pat Jamin is still going to produce a lot, and he can also play D, repping the jersey shore grit and Lou Aboyouns club well. Defensively, another gritty new jersian on the rope unit, JD Farkas is still gonna be there, but Finn Muldoon graduated. They lost Luke Simpson (more jersey grit) I'm pretty sure, and he was their best defender, and provided lots of juice goals. Will be tough to replace him. Amherst has Bob Gross, on attack, but no Tanyr Krummenacher. They still have Jake Bennet but they lost Bayard Demallie. Its a shame Brock Gonzales isn't coming back, because when hes healthy teams don't really have an answer for him. They also lost Robinson Armor I'm pretty sure, and that guy is really good at LSM. On the plus side, they still have Nicholas Kopp who is also an insane fogo and probably would've been rookie of the year if not for Will Byrne. Hamilton, they lost TIm Sommer, Seamus Fagan, and Torbyn Wonderlie. They ain't going nowhere. Sorry. Trinity is interesting because they have several d1 transfers, and those guys can make an impact. They also have Rory McAloon on the rope unit who has a crazy high ceiling. Wesleyan is interesting, but they lost a lot of their whole starting attack line. They still have a few big producers, and some good freshman too. Expect James Bailey to step it up, he saw significant time last year and he's athletic. Bates Can't really say much about these guys, they had an abysmal year adjusting to a new coach, we shall see what happens. Colby Well they fired Guy van Aarsedale but I don't think Jake Bernhardts squad will do well this year, adapting to not just a new coach but also the fact that Colby is probably one of the worst teams in the Nescac lacrosse. Williams Williams guys can ball, they beat Bowdoin last year, despite not having the same level of eye popping production from their units, which really says more about their defense then offense. Their biggest producers are Calvin Caputo and Finlay McKnight, who still have this year left, and Ryan Johnson is just getting started. Ryan Johnson has a super high ceiling, and Pierse Glavin still has another year left. They aren't super young, but given that they didn't lose anyone on offense, their offense can strike when they have possession. Defenseively, they held Tufts to 14 goals and lost to a 3 goal deficit but they also lost to connecticut college and Hamilton, and they lost to Hamilton by 5. So very unpredictable outcome for the purple cows. Connecticut College This team is just fairly mediocre, relatively low offensive production with their best attackman graduating. I don't think they can make a tournament run. They have defense that can run transition, but overall nothing super special. They lost to Hamilton, they beat Williams, but they got obliterated by Tufts.