A 6'3 200 lb midfielder out of Missoula, Montana, Owen Laastch is a fucking dawg. Let me repeat that. Missoula. Montana. MONTANA. When he makes it to Hofstra next year, he will be the first D1 lacrosse player from the great state that loves skiing, hunting moose, and getting kicked out of a bar in a town of 260 people. Laasatch plays lacrosse like Ray Rice in an elevator and at 200 lbs he has the ability to bully his way to a spot and then drop his pants. He is a top tier chiller at the Frederick Gunn School and loves kickin it with the boys. When he isn't in a caffiene fueled fortnite rage he is probably fishing for rare fish. In his downtime, he plays fortnite and also loves checking to see if local milfs have a gag reflex. I expect him to fit well into Seth Tierney's offense and to see significant time when he arrives in Hempstead.
Speed: 8.4/10
Strength: 9.3/10
Passing: 7.4/10
GRIT: 10/10
Aux: 8.5/10
Sty: 8.8/10
Overall score: 89/100
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