A 6 ft 205 lb nailgun out of Northern Virginia, Jonas Vinson scored a pretty gnarly goalie that went viral on the lacrossenetwork ig. Let me set the scenes. An attackman is coming down, 1 on 1 with Jonas in goal, and this dude Jonas is baiting high like the bastard he is. He makes the save, snags the rebound, books it down the box side, walking the dog the entire time, tucks it underneath a pole, lowers the shoulder, then goes low to high. All while wearing spongebob colored yellow cleats and a half rolled pair of grey sweats. In our opinion, he should wear sweats every time he plays because he looks steezy and much more durable. When he isn't doing this unorthodox shit on the field he loves kickin it with the boys, eating food, and hanging with his girl, in that order. He loves sprites with his philly cheesesteaks and coronas with a lime. A true American warrior, Jonas drives a blue 2014 Ford Fusion with a suede interior. If he were to guess, he could down 69 mini powdered donuts in one sitting. He's headed to Hampden Sydney next fall and can't wait to be at an all boys school! Get ready for the hub buddy.
Speed: 8.2/10
Sty: 9.999/10
Girth: Yes
Flow: also yes
Favorite chip: Sun Chips (Garden Salsa variant)
Shot saving ability: 8.6/10
Overall 83/100 I really like this guy
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