Goalies have one job. See ball? Stop ball. How to stop ball? Fill the cage. Jimmy Caputo does just that. Coming in at 6'0" 400 lbs, Jimmy "Manatee" Caputo fills up the cage with his broad girthy frame and haltime Jimmy Johns meatball subs. His meat to sauce ratio is 600:1, take that as you will. A Farmingdale native, I'm bewildered that he isn't going to Umass. I'm sure Greg Canella was hitting his line but Jimmy was too busy hitting up some Long Island rockets. Don't ask me how Jimmy was good at volleyball but he was. He eats shots and gobbles . Typa dude your girlfriend says not to worry about. Jimmy is a domino worker's worst nightmare at 4am on a saturday and is banned from Chipotle bathrooms. Headed to Pace University this fall, expect him to be an immediate contender for the Setter's starting spot.
Shot stopping ability: 8.2/10
Clearing: 8.6/10
Sprint speed: 6.0/10
Intimidation: 9.3/10
Girth: 9.7/10
IQ: 8.6/10
Buoyancy: 7.5/10
Chillness: 8.8/10
Ability to eat an entire
rotisserie chicken: 9.7/10
Overall score: 86/100
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