Watching Mike Clifford's game, I can only describe it with one word. Juice. When he's not sliding high to the rollback or ripping a pole goal, he's spitting on anything that walks and then FaceTiming their sisters and mothers. I had a dream actually of Mike just a few days ago. I was in Point Pleasant when he pulled up, around midnight, stunting in a pair of Rainbow flops. He hit 3 shots in a row on the jersey shore basketball game, won a Ray Rice jersey, traded it to a 12 year old kid (of Swedish descent) for a bike, then hopped on it and rode away to snow bunny heaven (Manasquan). Fueled by Captain Crunch and a taylor ham egg and cheese, he's committed to Colgate, but still has another year at Seton Hall Prep (NJ). With the likes of Upper Decky 86 overall Charlie Killen and the rest of the fellas they are sure to win the state chip in the armpit of America.
Flow: 11/10
Girlfriend: Yes
Strength: 8.7/10
Length: 8.6/10
Girth: 7.3/10
Overall Score: 88/100
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